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JESSANGEL 

Fat nd the funniest mf alive he will always make you laugh
Hey this my friend jessangel funny asf
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Jessabel 

A smart, curvy, independent woman. At first glance she has a no BS attitude, but on the inside she is as soft as can be. If she's ever real with you that means she cares enough to do so.

Her mornings are spent at the beach, bathing in the island sun. She prefers her nights in all comfy and cozy
Don't ever mess with her, because she bites back! You would need a man's man to put her in her place, which is what she's looking for.

Family is everything to her. She is loving and caring even though she has a hard time showing it. She is a wonderful friend, and an even greater companion. Don't ever let her go, because you will regret it...

She's also from Tinian.
I fuck with Jessabel, but I don't fuck with Karen.
Jessabel by Coolio Von Hoolio January 7, 2020

joseangel 

He's the sweetest guy. always there for you. joseangel's tend to have a high self esteem. very loyal. They are very passionate people and will love someone with all of their heart. Joseangel's usually have a hard time expressing themselves and trusting people.never let joseangel down. he's SOOO nice, and some people will take advantage of this. its hard to find people like joseangel. he has a nice body, and is very hot. you'll be lucky to date him, and you'll never meet a better guy than him so hold on to him!!
person 1: joseangel is sooo nice!
person 2: omg hes so cute too
joseangel is the best boyfriend!
joseangel by TheRealestFacts April 19, 2018

joseangel 

A boy who is good looking but hard to get! He is smart funny and caring. He loves to talk to his friends and play sports. He is a hudge player but is still loving. He is loyal sometimes. Has a great sense of style. And is usually Mexican.
Where is joseangel?
Probably doing getting in trouble!
joseangel by blue cupcake May 13, 2018

Jessandeering 

Verb - To get in the way of a coworker who is perfectly capable of handling a task singlehandedly and taking over the task as your own for no apparent reason
I was sweeping the floor, I was nearly done, I had all the dust in a pile, and Bart came over and started jessandeering the pile with a broom he had sprinted to get seconds earlier.
Jessandeering by BigRichard42069 October 3, 2017

JustAngell

The bestest person you could ever know
JustAngell is just so heckin amazing

Jessanne 

Lips, that are perfect for sucking dick, they look like they would make the dude cum in 2 minutes flat.
Look at her Jessanne's, those are just right!
Jessanne by Demarkus Jackson March 8, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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