Jessael

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An athletic, cocky, one-legged ass, hairy motherfucker, that disappoints every girl he's with after they meet in bed.

Girl 1:Uh did you see Jessael.
Girl 2: Yeah I broke up with him yesterday after he tried having sex with me

Jessael by akinosti May 5, 2017

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jessael

An athletic, cocky, one-legged, hairy motherfucker, that disappoints every girl he meets in bed.

Girl 1: Uh! Did you see Jessael today.
Girl 2: NO I saw him yesterday when he tried having sex with me, but I just laughed and broke up with me.

jessael by akinosti May 5, 2017

Related Words

Jessael • Jessalyn • Jessel • Jesselyn • jessal • Jessalynn • jessaul • jessela • Jesselin • Jesselle

Jessielyn

A very very courageous and pure girl. She gets you into trouble sometimes, but in a very funny way. Is beautiful, patient, and someone you can always depend on. Everybody loves her!

She's always one call away, that Jessielyn!

Jessielyn by benpepsi June 7, 2021

Jesselyn

This name is a kind,funny,awesome,weirdo person you’ll ever meet she really cares about people.she would be a wounderfull girlfriend.shes sooooo pretty and amazing.

I would love to have a jesselyn in my life

Jesselyn by Catgirl9999 October 27, 2018

Jessabel

A smart, curvy, independent woman. At first glance she has a no BS attitude, but on the inside she is as soft as can be. If she's ever real with you that means she cares enough to do so.

Her mornings are spent at the beach, bathing in the island sun. She prefers her nights in all comfy and cozy
Don't ever mess with her, because she bites back! You would need a man's man to put her in her place, which is what she's looking for.

Family is everything to her. She is loving and caring even though she has a hard time showing it. She is a wonderful friend, and an even greater companion. Don't ever let her go, because you will regret it...

She's also from Tinian.

I fuck with Jessabel, but I don't fuck with Karen.

Jessabel by Coolio Von Hoolio January 7, 2020

Jesselyn

Jesselyn an amazing girl who will do amazing things in the future. She will become rich and famous. She is also smart and as beautiful as a Victoria Secret model. She is funny and should be liked by many people.

Jesselyn is an amazing person.

Jesselyn by Chambie December 29, 2018

Jessalyn

An amazing loving, caring, genuine, beautiful Canadian girl who will love unconditionally. She will bring you up when you're down, she goes out of her way to make sure you're happy. She is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning and the last you think of when you go to sleep at night. She will never lie to you or intentionally hurt you. You don't have to be perfect, she loves you for who you are as a person. When you're with you know you can be yourself without being judged. She is the type of girl that you hope and pray that you're able to be with for the rest of your life. Her smile is the type of smile that will light up a room and will make you smile. She is the most beautiful girl in this entire world. She makes you think "What would I do without her?" Where would I be without her?" She is the best girl you will ever find...

Jessalyn is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

Jessalyn by ThePimpOfTheNation February 12, 2017

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026