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JC Secrets 

people with the intials J and C share a secret that no one else knows
not even a russian spy could solve the JC Secrets
JC Secrets by team JC September 10, 2010

JC Slump 

The JC Slump is when two people do not talk to each other for a long period of time, with in some cases the exception of texting.
Bro, my girl won't talk to me. I'm in a Jc slump.
JC Slump by Meee217 January 25, 2017

JC Strap 

The handle in a car on the passenger's side on the ceiling above the door. It's called the JC Strap because that's what you yell when you have to use it.
"Yeah, just turn up here at the...JESUS CHRIST!!! *Grabs JC Strap*"
JC Strap by Hextacy October 3, 2007

JC special 

When you are jerking someone off with one hand while using three fingers from your other hand to spin one testicle and sucking on the other testicle. Milking the testicles like one milks a cow.
Yeah I was hanging out with this chick and she gave me a JC special!
JC special by HazeMcNasty October 2, 2021

JC Strap 

"Jesus Christ" Strap. Handle found in most automobiles above the door windows and employed when the driver opts for some crazy cornering or drives over a cliff. So named as passengers will often scream "JESUS CHRIST" when this phenomenon occurrs.
As Frank took the bend at 90 I grabbed the JC strap and hung on for dear life.
JC Strap by ironrat January 18, 2010

JC Slapper 

JC Slapper refers to the Welsh Light Heavyweight boxer, Joe Calzaghe.

JC refers to Joe Calzaghe's initials while Slapper describes his style of fighting. Instead of throwing punches like a man with a closed fist he "slaps" while apparently effective, it still makes him a pussy.

JC Slapper, while holding a record of 46-0, his record is highly padded and very protected.
JC Slapper fighting 40 year olds does not make him an All Time Great
JC Slapper by southpaw447 September 28, 2009