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Get to Fuck, or "git tae fuck" in the Scottish varnacular, meaning go away, often a less aggressive choice and a regular in many a Scottish chat room, where the punters will also employ other indecipherable local phrases to confound everyone else not from Scotland.
"Franko, will ye no GTF ya big bampot".
by ironrat January 18, 2010
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A small town in West Lothian Scotland. Its bears a remarkable similarity to the kind of former Warsaw Pact hell-hole found in Latvia...or maybe Estonia....

Notable Features:

The Cross. Located in the centre of town, this is where the local Neds (Common Ned...Latin: Nedus Nedus) can be found sniffing their glue or drinking their embrocation of choice "Bucky".

Whitburn Academy. Located in the east of the town by the M8 motorway and resembling a giant fag packet on its side.

The Harrisons. Again to the east, beyond the academy lies a housing estate of particularly bad 70's housing. Think grey rat runs and monkey bikes.

Its felt by many that the only real solution to the whole situation is sustained arial bombradment on a WW2 scale.
What? Are you sure you want to go to Whitburn?
by ironrat January 18, 2010
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"Jesus Christ" Strap. Handle found in most automobiles above the door windows and employed when the driver opts for some crazy cornering or drives over a cliff. So named as passengers will often scream "JESUS CHRIST" when this phenomenon occurrs.
As Frank took the bend at 90 I grabbed the JC strap and hung on for dear life.
by ironrat January 18, 2010
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