1) the act of getting or giving a blowjob
2) the act of repeatedly sitting on a unicorns head (if you're a chick, otherwise you're probably gay, in which case thinking about unicorns is perfectly...normal?)
2) the act of repeatedly sitting on a unicorns head (if you're a chick, otherwise you're probably gay, in which case thinking about unicorns is perfectly...normal?)
1) Yea I was pretty drunk, but she still gave good head
2) I heard head was pretty painful, and causes internal bleeding.
2) I heard head was pretty painful, and causes internal bleeding.
by Hextacy November 07, 2008
Get the Head mug.The handle in a car on the passenger's side on the ceiling above the door. It's called the JC Strap because that's what you yell when you have to use it.
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Get the bitchPod mug.A somewhat popular Anime that was made in the 90s. In short, it's a lot of people with gold spiky hair, explosions, and weird dumbasses who ALWAYS wear karate outfits. Usually the funniest thing in the world is when people dress up as the characters and go to the "Anime Conventions". Wow, YOU'RE cool. Sure, come on over.
Episodes basically go "YAH! I'll attack you now! OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU BLOCK MY UNSTOPPABLE ATTACK?!"
"FOOL! I'M THE GREATEST PERSON WHO EVER LIVED, I'M UNDEFEATED!!!!"
"Well I'll defeat you, I've got to! It's the only way to stop you and to save the world!!!! I have to get all the dragonballs back!! KAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
*boom*
"AAAAHHH!!! I'VE BEEN DEFEATED!!! BUT HOW?!! I'M THE GREATEST..."
blah blah waffle.
Episodes basically go "YAH! I'll attack you now! OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU BLOCK MY UNSTOPPABLE ATTACK?!"
"FOOL! I'M THE GREATEST PERSON WHO EVER LIVED, I'M UNDEFEATED!!!!"
"Well I'll defeat you, I've got to! It's the only way to stop you and to save the world!!!! I have to get all the dragonballs back!! KAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
*boom*
"AAAAHHH!!! I'VE BEEN DEFEATED!!! BUT HOW?!! I'M THE GREATEST..."
blah blah waffle.
Person 1: Did you see DBZ last night??
Person 2: No, I don't watch Dragon Ball Z
Person 1: Well you missed a good episode!!! This one guy went to this planet and blew up the bad guy!!
Person 2: And this doesn't happen in which episode?
Person 1: Speaking of which, I'm going to the Anime convention this weekend, wanna go??
Person 2: *smack* fag.
Person 2: No, I don't watch Dragon Ball Z
Person 1: Well you missed a good episode!!! This one guy went to this planet and blew up the bad guy!!
Person 2: And this doesn't happen in which episode?
Person 1: Speaking of which, I'm going to the Anime convention this weekend, wanna go??
Person 2: *smack* fag.
by Hextacy October 05, 2006
Get the Dragon Ball Z mug.Any number that people call all the time because a character in a song or movie dials it. Originated from the song "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone.
Eric: God damnit, I hate that new movie that just came out. I'm getting calls every 5 minutes because I have a damn Jenny Number.
Sam: You should change your number, man. They won't stop. Besides, doesn't your daughter have the same name as the woman in the movie?
Eric: Yeah, I never know if they really want to talk to her or not anymore!
Sam: You should change your number, man. They won't stop. Besides, doesn't your daughter have the same name as the woman in the movie?
Eric: Yeah, I never know if they really want to talk to her or not anymore!
by Hextacy October 05, 2007
Get the Jenny Number mug.The world's GREATEST instrument when it comes to orchestras. Many people say that the viola is the target of most of the orchestra jokes, but the truth is that almost every joke has an insert instrument name herescenario. Besides, how could anyone hate violas? Violins are like Icing on a cake. It's nice, but if you have to much of it, you want to throw up. The 2nd best orchestra instrument is the Cello, the 3rd best is the bass, and the worst is the violin.
Studies show that the more violas you have in an orchestra, the better the orchestra is. The viola offers a rich sound, not as high pitched, screachy, and annoying as a violin, but higher than a cello and more portable. As an added bonus, it's easier to whack other people with it and its bow because both weigh more than a violin.
The only down side to a viola vs. a violin is that a violin can play fiddle/celtic music easier because it is lighter. Then again, most rock bands that incorporate orchestra/classical music into their songs use more violas than violins because they're cooler and deeper sounding. Oh, and by the way, for those of you that pronounce it "Vigh-ola", it's really pronounced "Vee-ola", so get it right, cuz it's really fuckin' annoying.
Studies show that the more violas you have in an orchestra, the better the orchestra is. The viola offers a rich sound, not as high pitched, screachy, and annoying as a violin, but higher than a cello and more portable. As an added bonus, it's easier to whack other people with it and its bow because both weigh more than a violin.
The only down side to a viola vs. a violin is that a violin can play fiddle/celtic music easier because it is lighter. Then again, most rock bands that incorporate orchestra/classical music into their songs use more violas than violins because they're cooler and deeper sounding. Oh, and by the way, for those of you that pronounce it "Vigh-ola", it's really pronounced "Vee-ola", so get it right, cuz it's really fuckin' annoying.
Person 1: What's the difference between violins and grapes?
Person 2: IDK, what?
Person 1: You have to take your shoes off to stomp on grapes.
Person 2: Fuck youm, I'm a violinist!
Person 1: *stomp* VIOLA PRIDE, BITCH!
Person 2: IDK, what?
Person 1: You have to take your shoes off to stomp on grapes.
Person 2: Fuck youm, I'm a violinist!
Person 1: *stomp* VIOLA PRIDE, BITCH!
by Hextacy July 08, 2006
Get the viola mug.Guy #1: Did you see that new reality TV show on Fox last night?
Guy #2: Uhh..no, it looked too gay. Besides, jumping off a skyscraper for 200 bucks isn't reality...IT'S A FUCKING GAME SHOW!
Guy #1: Survivor doesn't have that!
Guy #2: Survivor was an excuse of a TV show. They interviewed a bunch of fucks on nation TV, turned them against each other, and then gave the winner money. GAME. SHOW.
Guy #3: Yea, and besides, they starved themselves. We're doing a hella great job of making sure our youth aren't becoming anorexic or bulemic aren't we?
Guys #1&2: Where the fuck did you come from? How did you get in?? Get the fuck outta our house!
Guy #2: Uhh..no, it looked too gay. Besides, jumping off a skyscraper for 200 bucks isn't reality...IT'S A FUCKING GAME SHOW!
Guy #1: Survivor doesn't have that!
Guy #2: Survivor was an excuse of a TV show. They interviewed a bunch of fucks on nation TV, turned them against each other, and then gave the winner money. GAME. SHOW.
Guy #3: Yea, and besides, they starved themselves. We're doing a hella great job of making sure our youth aren't becoming anorexic or bulemic aren't we?
Guys #1&2: Where the fuck did you come from? How did you get in?? Get the fuck outta our house!
by Hextacy July 05, 2006
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