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Jagoop
Juh-Gewp
n./adj.
Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.
n./adj.
Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.
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JAGOF • jagoff a. slut • jagoffery • Jagoffian • Jagoffist • jagoff justice • Jagoff Maximus • jagoffsky • JAGOFR • Turbo Jagoff
JAGOFR
Someone who was previously in the Just a Group of Friends chat but has been removed. JAGOFR is an acronym that stands for Just A Group Of Friends Reject
JAGOFR by BagoskiFan1010 November 14, 2018
Jagflation
Jagflation by Ostercy January 25, 2011
Jagoda
jagoda is a beautiful women. she likes to have fun and be random. they give off lots of love and don't ask for much in return. they want to have that special someone to look after them because they are afraid to be alone. they are gorgeous and every man wants them. they can be picky but are usually not. they like men but when they find who they love they will stay with them and be loyal. no one is as perfect as jagoda. their names blueberry but only because they are small and sweet. everyone wants to be a jagoda. they are so full of life it is hard to not smile when they walk by.
Jagoda by everyonelovessomeone November 27, 2012
JagFag
JagFag "Did you see the amazing play the Jags pulled off on the weekend"
Other Guy "No one cares, you're such a JagFag"
Other Guy "No one cares, you're such a JagFag"
JagFag by fingahhroll December 18, 2010
JAMOFO
JAMOFO by TheWrench42 September 1, 2023
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