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Jagorian 

Calendar system containing 13 months. January, Febuary, March, April, May, June, July, Urbanuary, August, September, October, November, December.

Follows more closely the moon cycles. All months have 28 days, there is one day at end of year called Jayday which is in no month. Every four years there are two Jaydays to stay in line with leap year of the Gregorian calendar.
I will be taking the month of Urbanuary off please refer back to the Jagorian calendar for more info.

That happens only on the second Jayday of the week.
Jagorian by Jay Urbanski April 15, 2007

Jagoffist 

A supporter of Jagoffism, the leftist ideology espoused by American comedian Jimmy Dore. Jagoffists are highly critical of f*cking neoliberals. According to Jagoffist theory, corporate media are the enemy of the people, making people get their news from YouTube.
- Are you an Anarchist or a Socialist?
- I think I'm just a jagoff... a Jagoffist.
( Jimmy Dore )
Jagoffist by wbgal February 23, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026