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jagoffery 

The ignorance displayed by being a jagoff or jerkoff. Being confrontational, self-serving, obnoxious, or just generally dfficult or uncooperative.
Sam: Wow, the rampant jagoffery in our society today is mind-boggling!

Samantha: Yeah, no doubt. Hey, speaking of mind-boggling, let's continue this discussion over a few of those mind-boggling Belgian ales...


jagoffery by whimzzical August 4, 2008
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jackoffery 

What constitutes a willful, controlled, highly defined waste of time. It must be agreed upon by two or more parties, since both participate in the waste process.
Nick: (enters bedroom) Rowan, come hang out.

Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!

Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.

A MAD PAUSE

Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!
jackoffery by GoatPulaskiSkyway August 27, 2013

jagoffsky 

Masturbate in Russian. A common slang term in Russia for “jacking off”.
Ivan was too drunk to bring home a lady so he decided to watch porn and jagoffsky.
jagoffsky by Dean Gallberry April 2, 2019

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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