jagoffery

The ignorance displayed by being a jagoff or jerkoff. Being confrontational, self-serving, obnoxious, or just generally dfficult or uncooperative.

Sam: Wow, the rampant jagoffery in our society today is mind-boggling!

Samantha: Yeah, no doubt. Hey, speaking of mind-boggling, let's continue this discussion over a few of those mind-boggling Belgian ales...

by whimzzical August 4, 2008

jaffery

Smart and perfect. A man with principles.
A Ladies charmer.Smart yet adorable .A warrior who fights all alone

My name is Jaffery

by Aka25 December 17, 2017

jackoffery

What constitutes a willful, controlled, highly defined waste of time. It must be agreed upon by two or more parties, since both participate in the waste process.

Nick: (enters bedroom) Rowan, come hang out.

Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!

Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.

A MAD PAUSE

Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!

by GoatPulaskiSkyway August 27, 2013

jagoffsky

Masturbate in Russian. A common slang term in Russia for “jacking off”.

Ivan was too drunk to bring home a lady so he decided to watch porn and jagoffsky.

by Dean Gallberry April 2, 2019