jagoffery

The ignorance displayed by being a jagoff or jerkoff. Being confrontational, self-serving, obnoxious, or just generally dfficult or uncooperative.

Sam: Wow, the rampant jagoffery in our society today is mind-boggling!

Samantha: Yeah, no doubt. Hey, speaking of mind-boggling, let's continue this discussion over a few of those mind-boggling Belgian ales...

jagoffery by whimzzical August 4, 2008

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jaffery

Smart and perfect. A man with principles.
A Ladies charmer.Smart yet adorable .A warrior who fights all alone

My name is Jaffery

jaffery by Aka25 December 17, 2017

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jagoffery • jaffery • jagoffsky

jackoffery

What constitutes a willful, controlled, highly defined waste of time. It must be agreed upon by two or more parties, since both participate in the waste process.

Nick: (enters bedroom) Rowan, come hang out.

Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!

Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.

A MAD PAUSE

Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!

jackoffery by GoatPulaskiSkyway August 27, 2013

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jagoffsky

Masturbate in Russian. A common slang term in Russia for “jacking off”.

Ivan was too drunk to bring home a lady so he decided to watch porn and jagoffsky.

jagoffsky by Dean Gallberry April 2, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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