A person who sucks ass. They long for their brother at night, but can't get them. They also love gay hentai.
Alex: is that a jacmel?
Clarence: yeah, I have to share a room with him.
Alex: oh shit, I'm sorry.
Clarence: Yeah, he's a penis.
Alex: you are what you eat.
Clarence: That's true.
Alex: oh well.
Ex 1
Girl 1: Is that a fucking Clarence?! Damn!
Girl 2: Nah girl, that's a Jacmel.
Girl 1: ...I need it. Hard!
Girl 3: Not if I get him first!
Ex 2
Man 1: I need a vacation
Girl 1: Can we see the Jacmel Falls?
Man 1: Of course! Jacmel! We'll Go today!
Girl 1: Hooray!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'