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Being poked/stabbed with a sharp material.
When I got my vaccine, I was jabbed in the arm.
Jabbed by Abby From Wii Sports April 24, 2021
The word jabbed means injecting yourself , being injected, being punched or being stabbed
The word jabbed does not mean give head which some stupid girls from the roadmen ends think it does.
Jabbed by Mr Robby g August 22, 2019

JABBED!!! 

When you stab a prostitute in their belly button with your penis so hard that she\he bleeds.
JABBED!!! by Blackbanana*69 November 28, 2016

Jabbed In 

Like tapped in but harder..... poked in... JABBED IN!
Chad : “damn shawty ur tapped in!”

@biiccy on twitter : “no I’m so tapped in I’m... jabbed in!”
Jabbed In by Alessandra @biiccy December 1, 2020

jabbed all up the lip 

To be punched in the mouth, usually for doing something stupid or irritating.
If you don't give me that twos you promised me you're gonna get jabbed all up the lip.

Jolly Jabbed 

When someone gets vaccinated an unhealthy number of times, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, and getting rid of their other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who admitted to have been jolly jabbed from Covid-19 at least 11 times in less than two years, was prevented from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly uncovered his serial trickery.
Jolly Jabbed by MathPlus January 9, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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