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Being poked/stabbed with a sharp material.
When I got my vaccine, I was jabbed in the arm.
Jabbed by Abby From Wii Sports April 24, 2021
The word jabbed means injecting yourself , being injected, being punched or being stabbed
The word jabbed does not mean give head which some stupid girls from the roadmen ends think it does.
Jabbed by Mr Robby g August 22, 2019

JABBED!!! 

When you stab a prostitute in their belly button with your penis so hard that she\he bleeds.
JABBED!!! by Blackbanana*69 November 28, 2016

Jabbed In 

Like tapped in but harder..... poked in... JABBED IN!
Chad : “damn shawty ur tapped in!”

@biiccy on twitter : “no I’m so tapped in I’m... jabbed in!”
Jabbed In by Alessandra @biiccy December 1, 2020

jabbed all up the lip 

To be punched in the mouth, usually for doing something stupid or irritating.
If you don't give me that twos you promised me you're gonna get jabbed all up the lip.

Jolly Jabbed 

When someone gets vaccinated an unhealthy number of times, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, and getting rid of their other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who admitted to have been jolly jabbed from Covid-19 at least 11 times in less than two years, was prevented from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly uncovered his serial trickery.
Jolly Jabbed by MathPlus January 9, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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