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I was j.owen to a video of Sarah Palin giving a speech about how masturbation is bad.
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Owen J. Roberts 

A high school mostly filled with different groups of white students:

The band geeks- in every AP and honors class that screams out every answer. Have their own little special hallway where they hang out with other band kids. Mostly nice but can get fucking annoying if you keep talking to them.

The emos- wear dark makeup and like to think theyre different from everyone else. Dont talk to anyone but other emo kids. Usually get mad if you do anything that offends them. Mostly antisocials....

The white jock guys- you probably wont get invited to their parties because your not cool enough. They love to wear expensive clothing and always have airpods in. Usually wont like you if you are not a white popular girl. Some are smart and others are dumbasses

The popular girls- you cant really join this group unless you were part of it in middle school.

The druggies- some of the funnier people of the school. Dont give a shit about what other people think of them but they also fail most of their classes. Some are nice but others are just the white jocks trying to prove theyre cool.
Wow... you go to Owen J. Roberts You must be a white asshole!
Owen J. Roberts by Lolhorsegirl August 5, 2019
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J.Owen Owen J. Roberts Jowena Jowene J.O.E J.J. J J.A.P. J.O. j lo
The type of girl Jose wants
Jowena: Jose, is it in yet?
Jose: Babe ive put it in 10 minutes aho
Jowena by Bowoalpen September 9, 2018
really beautiful girl that every boy can’t desire
jowena is so beautiful i wish she was mine
jowena by ashely fickleburg April 17, 2020
A strong sexy man with an a jumbo sized penis, usually found in Cornwall. There has been one sighting of a big chungus penis found on a Jowen Hocking, he is the definition of massive cock, banging personality aswell
Jowen-big penis
Jowen by Epicbossslayer6000 April 11, 2020
A ship between owen and Jenna it is the realest ship of all time they were ment to be together.
Jowen amirite.
jowen by Hamoodist May 8, 2018
The most real ship of all time, 2nd to seamelia, and is between Owen and Jenna
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jowen
Lol sorry
jowen by Hamoodist May 15, 2018
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