J. D. Vance 

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

J. D. Vance by joe995 January 14, 2025

J.D. Vance 

A Silicon Valley millionaire who left Ohio behind and called Trump an idiot and Trump supporters racist.

J.D. Vance is a complete fraud.

J.D.'s a flip-flopping flipper, deleted his tweets.

J.D. Vance by USAFreedomFund November 23, 2021

J.D. Vance 

The next senator from the great state of Ohio

J.D. Vance has no correlation to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

J.D. Vance by FanOfGaddafi April 14, 2022

J.D. Vance 

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.

They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".

J.D. Vance by morfantatminin November 21, 2024

J.D. Vance 

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.

Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?

J.D. Vance by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024

J.D. Vance 

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.

That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.

J.D. Vance by PNut22 August 10, 2024

J.D. Vance 

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch

In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.

J.D. Vance by PNut22 August 10, 2024