Definitions by PNut22

J.D. Vance 

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch

In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.

J.D. Vance by PNut22 August 10, 2024

J.D. Vance 

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.

That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.

J.D. Vance by PNut22 August 10, 2024