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Or variations like: J,Jay-in,J-en,J-in-it,Jayen Jayin or J-in-off,J-ed(past tense) sometimes be confused with names Jayne, Jay, Jade, or Jason. A derivative / abbreviation for the present tense phase "jacking off" or "jerking off", which is slang for masturbation. Similar to the abbreviations: HJ,BJ,FJ or ZJ. The letter "J" when used alone can be short for "Jizz" or seamen, or in proper context (along with J-ed) can be the past tense of "jacking off".
" Hey, sorry I did not answer I was totally j-in when you called'
" Yea, I had to bust out a quick safety J in the bathroom the flying J"
" I J-ed like six times last night"
" I got J all over her"
" I J-ed all over her"
j-in by Michael P. P. April 1, 2008
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J in the Fay 

To glaze your partners face like a donut via ejaculation.
Did you j in the fay last night Joe? Yeah man her face was like a squirrel by the way she took my nut.
J in the Fay by gameovaries May 4, 2010

j in the b 

short hand for Jack in the Box aka jack in the crack
i got hella sick last night from eating j in the b
j in the b by bk 88 December 9, 2008
The act of makin out on the dance floor, at either a local drinking establishment or at a hall.
I went out to the local drinkery last night and i was sexy j'in hot broads all night long!
Sexy J'in by Chuck Biggs April 21, 2007

Dr. J in the ABA

A phrase used to describe the look of a woman's pubic hair when it's unshaven and resembles an afro.
"I was expecting a George Foreman but when I finally got her pants off, it was more like Dr. J in the ABA."

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."
Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.
j'd in my p's by mastashih April 3, 2009
Billy was about to download some porn when he heard his buddy yell from outside, "hey would you quit j.o'in in there?"
j.o'in by Julius February 8, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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