J hov

A phrase to call a jehovah witness if he/she thinks he/she is a gangsta.

Man: Hey wat up J hov!
J hov: Popa lockin wit ma friends homi G funk master cracker monkey.
Man: Yeah...keep doing your thing J hov..
J hov: oH FO SHIZZI!! You know how we do, flip floppin cracker wacker.

by Ian. or Bulletcow, for those who know me. December 13, 2004

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J Hova

Jay-Z aka Jigga aka Sean Carter when he calls himself the "God of the Rap Game" (from "Jehova", another name for "God").
Jay-Z + Hova = J Hova

"J Hova spittin game from da range rover"
- Jay-Z, "20 Bag Shorty"

by Fraft June 26, 2008

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J hov • J Hova • Jhovany • jhovitha • Jhovani • Jhovanny • jhovan • Jhovana • Jhovanie • jhovanna

Jhovana

No words can describe her, she Is something you don't ever wanna loose, cause if you do your world will end

-Darrell

Friend1: wait ain't that jhovana?
Friend2:yeah man she's.......
Friend1:I know she's.......
Both together: fucking amazing

by M.O.D May 13, 2018

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Jhoven

Means Richness! Dont have to work and spend all the money you want. Enjoy butter nuts and loaf cakes. Also, very perverted and does allot of secret squirls!!

Jhoven Like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates

by T -nizzle December 8, 2010

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Jhovitha

A Jhovitha is the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. She is smart and kind and brave but usually doesn't realise it.When she is committed to something you can guarantee that she would do it. She is selfless and humble and always protects people she cares about. If you have a Jhovitha in your life you should never EVER let her go
because she is awesome and deserves everything.

You totally rocked out there! Just like a jhovitha

by Waddles_29 August 31, 2018

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