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A phrase to call a jehovah witness if he/she thinks he/she is a gangsta.
Man: Hey wat up J hov!
J hov: Popa lockin wit ma friends homi G funk master cracker monkey.
Man: Yeah...keep doing your thing J hov..
J hov: oH FO SHIZZI!! You know how we do, flip floppin cracker wacker.
Words you can keep
Jay-Z aka Jigga aka Sean Carter when he calls himself the "God of the Rap Game" (from "Jehova", another name for "God").
Jay-Z + Hova = J Hova
"J Hova spittin game from da range rover"
- Jay-Z, "20 Bag Shorty"
J Hova by Fraft June 26, 2008
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No words can describe her, she Is something you don't ever wanna loose, cause if you do your world will end

-Darrell
Friend1: wait ain't that jhovana?
Friend2:yeah man she's.......
Friend1:I know she's.......
Both together: fucking amazing
Jhovana by M.O.D May 13, 2018
Means Richness! Dont have to work and spend all the money you want. Enjoy butter nuts and loaf cakes. Also, very perverted and does allot of secret squirls!!
Jhoven Like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates
Jhoven by T -nizzle December 8, 2010

Jhovitha 

A Jhovitha is the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. She is smart and kind and brave but usually doesn't realise it.When she is committed to something you can guarantee that she would do it. She is selfless and humble and always protects people she cares about. If you have a Jhovitha in your life you should never EVER let her go
because she is awesome and deserves everything.
You totally rocked out there! Just like a jhovitha
Jhovitha by Waddles_29 August 31, 2018
jhovel is talented, caring, and soft. she / he always took care of others feelings and jhovel is always there when someone needs her / him.
jhovel deserve all the love
jhovel by leuvi August 17, 2021

Jhovanny 

Jhovanny a sexy ass nigga
Jhovanny by Jho tha goat October 25, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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