J hov

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A phrase to call a jehovah witness if he/she thinks he/she is a gangsta.

Man: Hey wat up J hov!
J hov: Popa lockin wit ma friends homi G funk master cracker monkey.
Man: Yeah...keep doing your thing J hov..
J hov: oH FO SHIZZI!! You know how we do, flip floppin cracker wacker.

J hov by Ian. or Bulletcow, for those who know me. December 13, 2004

Words you can keep

J Hova

Jay-Z aka Jigga aka Sean Carter when he calls himself the "God of the Rap Game" (from "Jehova", another name for "God").
Jay-Z + Hova = J Hova

"J Hova spittin game from da range rover"
- Jay-Z, "20 Bag Shorty"

J Hova by Fraft June 26, 2008

Related Words

J hov • J Hova • Jhovany • jhovitha • Jhovani • Jhovanny • jhovan • Jhovana • Jhovanie • jhovanna

Jhovana

No words can describe her, she Is something you don't ever wanna loose, cause if you do your world will end

-Darrell

Friend1: wait ain't that jhovana?
Friend2:yeah man she's.......
Friend1:I know she's.......
Both together: fucking amazing

Jhovana by M.O.D May 13, 2018

Jhoven

Means Richness! Dont have to work and spend all the money you want. Enjoy butter nuts and loaf cakes. Also, very perverted and does allot of secret squirls!!

Jhoven Like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates

Jhoven by T -nizzle December 8, 2010

Jhovitha

A Jhovitha is the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. She is smart and kind and brave but usually doesn't realise it.When she is committed to something you can guarantee that she would do it. She is selfless and humble and always protects people she cares about. If you have a Jhovitha in your life you should never EVER let her go
because she is awesome and deserves everything.

You totally rocked out there! Just like a jhovitha

Jhovitha by Waddles_29 August 31, 2018

jhovel

jhovel is talented, caring, and soft. she / he always took care of others feelings and jhovel is always there when someone needs her / him.

jhovel deserve all the love

jhovel by leuvi August 17, 2021

Jhovanny

A sexy ass nigga

Jhovanny a sexy ass nigga

Jhovanny by Jho tha goat October 25, 2017

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026