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JHOVANY DA BEAST
Jhovany by jared420 May 8, 2021
Words you can keep
Hey you seen Jhovany
Yeah he has big dick energy
Jhovany by Jhovan April 19, 2021
Oh look he is such a jhovany
Jhovany by He110 December 30, 2021
Jhovany, A dick head/pendejo who will break your heart in middle school
Omg Jhovany rejected me.”
Jhovany by Your local pendeja February 20, 2022
The most amazing person you'll ever talk to. He ain't no snake or bitch. He Repeckts women.
We should hang out with my Nibba Jovany cause he Chill.
Jovany by Breadikins August 9, 2018
Jiovany is a nice independent person.works hard and is a Nice:)person.Likes sports and watching tv with his friends.Always is respect full,let’s people take there time and is really caring.if u don’t know a jiovany find one!!then u will have a buddy!! He never lets himself down:)favorite color BLUE .but also can be lazy but is super smart!
Jiovany is the best person I know he is so kind!
jiovany by Jiovany December 15, 2017
A extremely sexy boy/man. Typically lighter skinned brown hair brown eyes. can be annoying at times but is fun loving, athletic(though he can be lazy at times), and loyal(he will stand by your side no matter what). He is usually happy but is smart (no matter how dumb he acts.) Rock Hard abs,decent muscles, tall, and SEXY(did i alredy mention that?). Any girl lucky enough to date this boy better not diss him in any way. He is the most amazing, handsome,smart,funny,athletic boy ever. You cant help falling in love with him.
Girl 1:"O..M..G Look at that sexy guy!"

Girl 2 :"OMG!! Girl 1 thats Jovany half the school is in love with that boy!"

Girl 1:"I hope he asks me out!"

Girl 2:"Yeah! Join the club!"
Jovany by Classified School Gyrl January 12, 2013
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B)
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A)
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