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synonymous to a joint

i rolled a fat j bone and smoked it to the head

j bone by mike mke July 11, 2006

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j bone

An erect penis that has a distinct curvature to the left or to the right, or up or down, resembling a letter "J"

Dude, did you see the J bone on that pornstar's dick? It was curving way to the left!

j bone by Joelbone March 10, 2008

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j bone

An intentional grazing or touching of a women’s lady parts (especially boobies) made to look accidental in the workplace.

He reached for the rack of pint glasses and accidentally on purpose, grazed my boobies with his hand, and therefore j boned me.

j bone by his co-worker March 5, 2012

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J bone

A slang term meaning erect penis. This is the shortened form of J bonedawg.

I can't stand up right now because I've got a J bone .

J bone by Me, My Cousin and the Moose July 24, 2006

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J-Bone

The Nickname For Toronto Maple Leafs Forward Jason Blake.

Did You See That Dirty Goal By J-Bone? Bar Down Baby!

J-Bone by flyerboy91 October 24, 2009

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J-Bone

Another name for a joint.

guy 1: hey I'm about to roll a j-bone you in?

guy 2: HELL YEAH!!!!

J-Bone by o'ring August 17, 2010

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J-Bone

A person whos name starts with J (hence J)and has sex with many women (hence bone).

Yo that's a real J-Bone beside you.

J-Bone by sinaman May 26, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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