Goal

Male's Definition: Any orifice on the female body.
by pixelatedcookie July 19, 2014
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Goal

When a man pulls out as he comes and tries to hit the area he pulled out from with his sperm while screaming "gooooooooaaaaaaaaallllll"
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was having sex with my girlfriend, but i got bored so i performed a goal
by dredaman86 November 06, 2010
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Goal

A reply meaning "I scored" when friends ask what happened with a girl.
"Hey Rick what happened with that shorty from last night?"

"Goal"
by Rick December 17, 2003
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Goal

What hairy Portuguese men say while orgasming with beautiful Italian ladies.
DP yelled "GOAL" four times while banging Martina. She is that good.
by Stalex December 06, 2006
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No Goal

a popular phrase in Buffalo after the Sabres lost to the Dallas Stars in game 6 of the Stanley Cup series in 1999. The goal involved Brett Hull's skate in the crease when he scored the series winning goal. Mass protests struck around Buffalo, but the result was upheld. To this this day, the words "No Goal" will always refer to Buffalo.
It was no goal, MAN, I hate Dallas!
by World Domination February 25, 2005
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'... is goals'

The ultimate goal, what you want to get. What to achieve in life. JM wrote about Snorlax: Snorlax eats as much food as it possibly can and then sleeps for as long as it wants. Snorlax is also one of the most powerful Pokémon in the game. Snorlax is goals.
'First came across '... is goals' as used by Vulture writer Jackson McHenry in July 13, 2016 post about Pokemon Go.
by kevmo33 July 16, 2016
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Goals

What dumbass girls say to eachother on Instagram when someone posts a pic that is very attractive or is of something they aspire to, like a relationship. It's basically a way of sucking up to someone and it's almost as annoying and shallow as when girls post shit like "omg stop being so perf!" and then of course the required response is "no that's you bb 😘" and it goes back and forth like that. Both examples are typically found thoroughly nauseating by non-sheeple types and those who don't seek validation via Instagram likes
Popular Bitch: *posts totally staged and/or photoshopped "spontaneous" selfie*

Less Popular Wannabe: "OMG GOALS!! Can u like stop being so pretty?"
by elyxium June 02, 2015
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