J Rock

A man with unrivaled sexual prowess. he has huge yet defined muscles due to his copious sexual activity and is known to only copulate with the finest of females (models, actresses, singers etc). Some men are intimidated or feel nervous around women they find sexually attractive. not him.

Hot Bitch 1: Woah look how sexy that guy is over there. I know his jeans aren't particularly tight-fitting but I swear I can see the outline of his thick, meaty cock.

Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.

Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J Rock!

J Rock by naughty minx October 14, 2011

j rock

A male who is extremely good in bed, usually because of having an enormous dick.

Yesterday I found out that my man is definitely a j rock!

j rock by Pebbles jr stone August 30, 2007

J-rock 

Term used to describe Japanese rock music. As far as I know, this term is actually rarely used in Japan; most use the term "J-POP" instead. Many groups that are referred to as "J-Rock" also fall into the category of Visual Kei (for example, Luna Sea, Malice Mizer, Gackt, Moi Dix Mois, Nightmare, and others). A major element in Visual Kei is flamboyant, eccentric, and feminine (less common nowadays) costumes. To be driven away by "freakiness" of many of these groups is very foolish, as one would miss out on a beautiful form of music

"Got any J-Rock on your iPod?"

J-rock by loki74 August 3, 2007

J-rock 

J-rock is 'japanese rock' but shortened. It is basically rock music from japan. J-rock has progressed over the years, and now some j-rock albums you are now able to get in the USA more easier than before.

Most j-rock bands are found out over the internet, or animes. For instance, the j-rock band FLOW does the opening song for the anime Eureka Seven, The Pillows did the ending song for the anime FLCL, and Asian Kung-Fu Generation did several opening songs for the anime FullMetal Alchemist, all making the bands more popular and well-known throughout the USA.

Some people think j-rock is in it's own genre, but it is NOT it's own seperate genre of music. J-rock is just used to tell you the music is from Japan.

One popular j-rock band is Dir En Grey.

J-rock by AnticxGREY October 8, 2006

J-rock 

Japanese rock music.

I have a collection of great J-rock I got from Tokyo.

J-rock by Crono February 20, 2003

j-rock 

An excellent music genre that used to have a humane, mature fanbase only a couple years back. These fans still exist, but most of the fandom has been taken over by anime freaks which has ticked off most original J-rock fans. These anime fans only listen to Dir en grey (actually, some haven't even heard a Dir en grey song in their life) and claim to listen to Malice Mizer and Moi dix Mois, just so they can obsess over Mana who they clearly know nothing about (that sucks considerably, as Mana is a great, talented musician, not just a pretty face). They claim to be huge J-rock fans after only naming these three bands, yet have never heard of others like Amadeus, Boom Boom Satellites, Soft Ballet, or Blam Honey.

Another mistake they make is confusing j-pop groups with j-rock..

j-rock by nightandday September 9, 2008

J-rock 

Japanese Rock. Most of the lyrics in this genre is very poetic (sometimes doesn't make sense, but you'll get it if you read the lyrics with thought).

Person who doesn't understand J-Rock: They suck because they sound awful and they steal stuff from American Rock.

Me: You might as well as say that for today's bands in the US as well. Not all American and Japanese rock is bad, you just have to get in depth with the lyrics.

J-rock by Tsukasa134 April 9, 2006