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A name used to describe a cute little asian that is obsessed with video games and generally studies economics. Typically an underachiever due to various Indian and Asian friends under the steady influence of the pop fictional "Harold and Kumar" the J-Park relishes his unique situation as the underperforming asian. A J-Park is very well tempered and will happily get drunk in group situations. The J-Park often floats social settings bringing with him a positive and serene vibe. The J-Park is a special creature and should be both admired and respected.
Wow how the hell did Kirby just spike me like that? He's a J-Park man he has been studying that shit on the Net all day

Man all (insert name here)'s family went to Berkeley but he is going to UCSD - yeah he's such a J-Park
J-Park by RobertGlavas October 15, 2007
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ross j park 

He is your buddy in the corsa.
Wow look at that guy in that corsa, I want him to be my buddy
Ross J Park Pulls Up: Hey Buddy ;)
ross j park by Bens Nips March 25, 2021
(noun) JPs are insane daredevils. Every chance they get, they will either try to kill themselves or kill you. During the day, theyโ€™re the kinda guy thatโ€™ll put ya boi in a headlock and then go buy emโ€™ some friggin Chick-fil-A. But during the night, theyโ€™ll overdose on sleep pills, and then try to fight it off with Pepsi because they didnโ€™t read the description on the medicine bottle. And if you start to talk about anything related to poop, heโ€™ll get ticked off and clap you to outer space. In short, If nacho libre and your mom had a child.
Friend 1: ay JP ya wanna go play football?
JParker: Nah bro ski imma go shoot cockroach inside of a shower.
JParker by Skibbi March 19, 2022
I want a Jpark
Jpark by smrav August 5, 2012
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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