JParker

(noun) JPs are insane daredevils. Every chance they get, they will either try to kill themselves or kill you. During the day, they’re the kinda guy that’ll put ya boi in a headlock and then go buy em’ some friggin Chick-fil-A. But during the night, they’ll overdose on sleep pills, and then try to fight it off with Pepsi because they didn’t read the description on the medicine bottle. And if you start to talk about anything related to poop, he’ll get ticked off and clap you to outer space. In short, If nacho libre and your mom had a child.

Friend 1: ay JP ya wanna go play football?
JParker: Nah bro ski imma go shoot cockroach inside of a shower.

JParker by Skibbi March 19, 2022

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When a guy plays you.

OMG I can't believe he just pulled a Jarker on you !!

jarker by Chooon June 24, 2016

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JParker • jarker • tear jearker

tear jearker

a sentimental story, movie, song, etc

That film is a real tear jearker.

tear jearker by Light Joker November 26, 2005

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tear jearker

a sentimental handjob.

robert got a handjob during the movie -the note book, it was a real tear jearker

tear jearker by brad cofey February 23, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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