JParker
(noun) JPs are insane daredevils. Every chance they get, they will either try to kill themselves or kill you. During the day, they’re the kinda guy that’ll put ya boi in a headlock and then go buy em’ some friggin Chick-fil-A. But during the night, they’ll overdose on sleep pills, and then try to fight it off with Pepsi because they didn’t read the description on the medicine bottle. And if you start to talk about anything related to poop, he’ll get ticked off and clap you to outer space. In short, If nacho libre and your mom had a child.
