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J park is what you call a sweaty kid who smashes all the ugly asian girls in your school and nuts in his PC
J Park
Michael : "Hey look! J Park is smashing those chunky bitches!"

Joe: "Where!"
Michael: "Over by his locker"
Joe: "Oh SHIT he's been so SWEATY"
Michael: "HAHAHA"
J Park by My nigga Burr February 13, 2017
Related Words
JParker • J-Park • jark • Jarkko • Jarklin • Jarka • jarkle • jmarkus • jperk • Jarkear

jarkovich 

A pal red headed penguin that only eats once a week. It never goes outside and only plays destiny in a very cold, and dark room.
His food is Garretts and ginger snaps.
Stop living Jarkovich xD
jarkovich by Mama Girl_xD April 21, 2017
A hilarious, gorgeous, wild person. Known for being just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
"It's Jarko!"

Don't ask it's not his problem
Jarko by The Beatman December 9, 2010
Adjective

1.Used to describe an individual who has an amazing sense of fashion, typically used to describe only the top tier in fashion/style.

2. Excessively fly
"Wow Kanye is jpank, did you see his GQ editorial?"

"When Asap Rocky made his debut on his earlier music videos, his style was high end yet street, clearly he was the most jpank rapper in the game"

"Jared actually stepped his game up this year, those yeezys confirm that he is jpank.

"I aint just fly, I am jpank"

"to be stylish is okay, to be jpank is better"
Jpank by Bay_area_650 April 12, 2017
Name of a man, who is most charming and greatest people in the world.
Hot girl: "I met Jarkko, he is so good looking and wonderful guy, I immediately falled in love with Him"
Jarkko by Jockiboy November 28, 2010
The action of getting destroyed or obliterated; Massacred
Example I

Adam: That n00b totally got jarked!

Matt: I know, did you see me shoot him like thirty times?

Example II

Lance: That hunter just jarked that bunny!
Jarked by JarkingJarker January 16, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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