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I want a Jpark
Jpark by smrav August 5, 2012
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J park is what you call a sweaty kid who smashes all the ugly asian girls in your school and nuts in his PC
J Park
Michael : "Hey look! J Park is smashing those chunky bitches!"

Joe: "Where!"
Michael: "Over by his locker"
Joe: "Oh SHIT he's been so SWEATY"
Michael: "HAHAHA"
J Park by My nigga Burr February 13, 2017
Related Words
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jarkovich 

A pal red headed penguin that only eats once a week. It never goes outside and only plays destiny in a very cold, and dark room.
His food is Garretts and ginger snaps.
Stop living Jarkovich xD
jarkovich by Mama Girl_xD April 21, 2017
A hilarious, gorgeous, wild person. Known for being just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
"It's Jarko!"

Don't ask it's not his problem
Jarko by The Beatman December 9, 2010
Adjective

1.Used to describe an individual who has an amazing sense of fashion, typically used to describe only the top tier in fashion/style.

2. Excessively fly
"Wow Kanye is jpank, did you see his GQ editorial?"

"When Asap Rocky made his debut on his earlier music videos, his style was high end yet street, clearly he was the most jpank rapper in the game"

"Jared actually stepped his game up this year, those yeezys confirm that he is jpank.

"I aint just fly, I am jpank"

"to be stylish is okay, to be jpank is better"
Jpank by Bay_area_650 April 12, 2017
Name of a man, who is most charming and greatest people in the world.
Hot girl: "I met Jarkko, he is so good looking and wonderful guy, I immediately falled in love with Him"
Jarkko by Jockiboy November 28, 2010
The action of getting destroyed or obliterated; Massacred
Example I

Adam: That n00b totally got jarked!

Matt: I know, did you see me shoot him like thirty times?

Example II

Lance: That hunter just jarked that bunny!
Jarked by JarkingJarker January 16, 2009
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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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