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J park is what you call a sweaty kid who smashes all the ugly asian girls in your school and nuts in his PC
J Park
Michael : "Hey look! J Park is smashing those chunky bitches!"
Joe: "Where!"
Michael: "Over by his locker"
Joe: "Oh SHIT he's been so SWEATY"
Michael: "HAHAHA"
Michael : "Hey look! J Park is smashing those chunky bitches!"
Joe: "Where!"
Michael: "Over by his locker"
Joe: "Oh SHIT he's been so SWEATY"
Michael: "HAHAHA"
J Park by My nigga Burr February 13, 2017
jarkovich
A pal red headed penguin that only eats once a week. It never goes outside and only plays destiny in a very cold, and dark room.
His food is Garretts and ginger snaps.
His food is Garretts and ginger snaps.
jarkovich by Mama Girl_xD April 21, 2017
Jarko
A hilarious, gorgeous, wild person. Known for being just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
Jarko by The Beatman December 9, 2010
Jpank
Adjective
1.Used to describe an individual who has an amazing sense of fashion, typically used to describe only the top tier in fashion/style.
2. Excessively fly
1.Used to describe an individual who has an amazing sense of fashion, typically used to describe only the top tier in fashion/style.
2. Excessively fly
"Wow Kanye is jpank, did you see his GQ editorial?"
"When Asap Rocky made his debut on his earlier music videos, his style was high end yet street, clearly he was the most jpank rapper in the game"
"Jared actually stepped his game up this year, those yeezys confirm that he is jpank.
"I aint just fly, I am jpank"
"to be stylish is okay, to be jpank is better"
"When Asap Rocky made his debut on his earlier music videos, his style was high end yet street, clearly he was the most jpank rapper in the game"
"Jared actually stepped his game up this year, those yeezys confirm that he is jpank.
"I aint just fly, I am jpank"
"to be stylish is okay, to be jpank is better"
Jpank by Bay_area_650 April 12, 2017
Jarked
Example I
Adam: That n00b totally got jarked!
Matt: I know, did you see me shoot him like thirty times?
Example II
Lance: That hunter just jarked that bunny!
Adam: That n00b totally got jarked!
Matt: I know, did you see me shoot him like thirty times?
Example II
Lance: That hunter just jarked that bunny!
Jarked by JarkingJarker January 16, 2009
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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