Jão
I’m so sick of Jão getting better grades than me, he doesn’t even study! Stupid fucking piece of shit
Jão by JohnnyPlots June 8, 2020
Words you can keep
jao
is an amazing and the best person one could ask for. She is passionate and hardworking on the things she love. She says she is not a baby but lowkey wants be to be considered one tho. She has this fluffy chenks which i personally love. I like it when she mingming's my hair. She's lovable in every way and im lucky to have her. the loml and the one i want to build my future with soon.
"jao, will you marry me?
JAO
"Jizz all over" used in much the same way as "lol" or other acronyms, jao means that something is awesome, and you appreciate it's awesomeness by proverbially jizzing on it.
JAO by wtfparadox January 21, 2010
Jao
A man that is into sports. Flexible and very competitive. He loves to be with his friends and treasure them as brothers. He is simple yet very attractive. He is kind towards anyone he encounter with. When he love someone, he's willing to give everything he can. He will not prove it with just a word but with effort and actions.
Jao by seraphine_4 June 7, 2021
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