jaoquene
Jaoquene is a gay as shit, blonde guy who is typically reeeaaaaallllllyyyyy fucking annoying- people know him as a son of a bitch, a shithead and an absolute monkey. He’s really nice but that doesn’t mean he’s any less irritating sometimes. He’s into history and collects old war shit. He is a member of the British Empire, and his role is to piss off Val with brainrot terms. (Val hates this, and threatens to kill himself every time, whether that is through jumping off buildings; stabbing himself; or glueing a cup of rats to his face, heating up the end with the rats, so that they can eat through his face.)
Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff)
He is really bad at tennis.
Chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him.
Some quotes to describe Jaoquene:
“An old soul”
“Likes the Beatles”
“Old”
“May or may not be gay… we know he’s gay” (tries to hide it)
“Likes tea”
(this is definitely not about anyone in particular, just a generalisation)
Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff)
He is really bad at tennis.
Chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him.
Some quotes to describe Jaoquene:
“An old soul”
“Likes the Beatles”
“Old”
“May or may not be gay… we know he’s gay” (tries to hide it)
“Likes tea”
(this is definitely not about anyone in particular, just a generalisation)
"Oh he's such a Jaoquene."
"I'm going to fucking kill Jaoquene."
"Jaoquene has a scary tea addiction, he needs help."
"I'm going to fucking kill Jaoquene."
"Jaoquene has a scary tea addiction, he needs help."
jaoquene by Onitnelav (totally not Val) May 27, 2024
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