Jaoquene

Jaoquene is a gay as shit bottom boy who is constantly horny as fuck, but it’s okay guys!! He just takes that out on his super epic boyfriend yyeeeahahhhh (jaoquene likes being choked whatt)))) He’s also very wonderful and gorgeous and absolutely lovely to everyone and if he says otherwise he’s just lying obviouslyyyyyyy he’s into really cool history stuff, love tea and he really likes the beatleseses

His boyfriend thinks he’s absolutely incredible and thinks the world of himimimimimimmmmmm
Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff)

Though where there is a jaoquene, there is a chloe, chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him

(ILHSMMM)

quotes to describe Jaoquene:

"an old soul"
"old"
"may or may not be gay" (we all know that jaoquene is the gayest)
"likes tea"

"oh he's such a Jaoquene"
"I'm going to fuck(ing kill) Jaoquene"
"Jaoquene needs help with his tea addiction"

Jaoquene by Onitnelav (totally not Val) September 20, 2024

jaoquene

Jaoquene is a gay as shit, blonde guy who is typically reeeaaaaallllllyyyyy fucking annoying- people know him as a son of a bitch, a shithead and an absolute monkey. He’s really nice but that doesn’t mean he’s any less irritating sometimes. He’s into history and collects old war shit. He is a member of the British Empire, and his role is to piss off Val with brainrot terms. (Val hates this, and threatens to kill himself every time, whether that is through jumping off buildings; stabbing himself; or glueing a cup of rats to his face, heating up the end with the rats, so that they can eat through his face.)

Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff)
He is really bad at tennis.

Chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him.

Some quotes to describe Jaoquene:

“An old soul”
“Likes the Beatles”
“Old”
“May or may not be gay… we know he’s gay” (tries to hide it)
“Likes tea”

(this is definitely not about anyone in particular, just a generalisation)

"Oh he's such a Jaoquene."
"I'm going to fucking kill Jaoquene."
"Jaoquene has a scary tea addiction, he needs help."

jaoquene by Onitnelav (totally not Val) May 27, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016