J'son

One chose from the heavens to protect all that is loved and all that hated

J'son will make the best decision for all.

by XyzLord September 3, 2019

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Typically a dirty ass gremlin that smells like octopus dick and chinchilla piss. He doesn't bathe because his mother can't afford the water bill and gas bill. He is gay but won't tell his family.

"J'son mother pussy smell like used yu gi yo cards and slightly aged and firmly salted salmon"- Bossassbarbiie
"J'son needs to cut the dirt off his ass"- Bri

by bibbleclit October 1, 2018

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J'son

hung like a horse loves some ass so if u know one go show him some love and hop on that slong 🍆

I'd rather have j'son in bed than my bf

by Jhough9oh4 February 26, 2021

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j’son

The name of an ancient Berserker warrior; via Norse mythology.

On the battlefield J’son was full of rage and uncontrollable

by DEZtheDESTROYER September 6, 2018

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J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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