JSonic

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A disturbed 30-something year old man who is infamous online for repeatedly having sex with his Sonic the Hedgehog plush toy for over 20 years. JSonic has been unemployed for his entire life, lives off welfare and his parents allowance, and is absolutely filthy refusing to clean his room or take a shower for LITERAL YEARS. Truely the lowest degenerate scum on the internet.

"JSonic is one of the most disgusting people on the internet."

JSonic by RealKrimsonKatt January 20, 2024

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JSonic

A 30-something year old man who is infamous on the internet for repeatedly having sex with his Sonic the Hedgehog plush toy every day for OVER 20 YEARS. He has never been employed in his life, lives with his parents, lives off welfare, and refuses to shower or clean his room for LITERAL YEARS. Truely one of the most degenerate individuals on the internet.

"JSonic might just be the most disgusting individual on the entire internet."

JSonic by RealKrimsonKatt January 20, 2024

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Related Words

JSonic • Jasonic • jonic • JHONIC • Jonica • Jonice • Jhonic The Jhonhog • Jonicia • jonick • jonicles

Jonica

She is a great friend, will do anything for anyone in need. She has massive style and beauty, and all of that can't even compare to her sense of humor and intelligence. She is the most loving and caring person I know.

Jonica can make you smile, even on your worse day

Jonica by friendforeva February 7, 2010

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Jasonic

1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

Jasonic by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009

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Jonicia

An amazingly sexy girl that has an amazing butt. always kind hearted and is extremely loveable.

1. do u know jonicia?

2. yea. she is very sexy.

Jonicia by RedTigaBullets February 7, 2010

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Jonic

A beverage that gets people drunk really quickly.

Logan Miller: fancy seeing you here

Bartender: what can I get you guys?

Clarissa: can I get a jonic and six cokes please
Logan Miller: I’ll have what she’s having and tea

Jonic by Sethrogenloveslogan February 6, 2019

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jonick

Hustla, playa, pu☆☆y gettin MF Golden boy OG.

jonick is the man, shine so bright with all the diamonds in his face.

You know that dude Jonick, he's really cool

jonick by 2nd in command for the Jonick June 17, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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