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A disturbed 30-something year old man who is infamous online for repeatedly having sex with his Sonic the Hedgehog plush toy for over 20 years. JSonic has been unemployed for his entire life, lives off welfare and his parents allowance, and is absolutely filthy refusing to clean his room or take a shower for LITERAL YEARS. Truely the lowest degenerate scum on the internet.
"JSonic is one of the most disgusting people on the internet."
JSonic by RealKrimsonKatt January 20, 2024
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A 30-something year old man who is infamous on the internet for repeatedly having sex with his Sonic the Hedgehog plush toy every day for OVER 20 YEARS. He has never been employed in his life, lives with his parents, lives off welfare, and refuses to shower or clean his room for LITERAL YEARS. Truely one of the most degenerate individuals on the internet.
"JSonic might just be the most disgusting individual on the entire internet."
JSonic by RealKrimsonKatt January 20, 2024
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