Izrael

Izrael is a cool tall mf who flirts with everyone and carry’s 11 once’s of marajoewana with him everywhere and says the most random funny ass things

Look guys he looks like an IZRAEL!

by Cello kid504 March 19, 2022

Izrael

Very small, attractive male. Definitely Jewish. Dresses well enough to have potential for Vogue modelling. Always marries catholic women. Might be a hipster...

Catholic Woman: "Izrael, are we going to celebrate Hanukkah or Christmas this year?"
Izrael *polishing his oxfords and listening to The Avett Brothers on vinyl*: "Whatever we do, it'll be on our second boat."

by izraelisjewish November 21, 2016

Izrael

Is a very cool guy, likes sport is taller than everybody else and is smarter than most people. Also very big (his pen*s). And he is the fastest man on earth and in the whole entire galaxy.

Person 1: hey whats that in your pants?
Izrael: Its my big Peni*

by PotatoPotata November 22, 2021

Izrael

Izrael is an overall amazing person. Her detective skills and smarts are out of this world and its almost impossible to keep anything from her. Despite her being so smart, she's the funniest girl you'll ever meet and will make you laugh till you can't breathe anymore. she is just so beautiful and such a fun person to be around. she is such a trustworthy person that makes the bestest bestfriend and the bestest girlfriend.

I need Izrael in my life. <33

by truthspeakormaterialgworl January 21, 2022

Izrael

An unattractive wannabe emo who constantly smells like freshly picked ass. His privates usually consist of cheese, despite its small stature, and smells of mold. He is a perverted creature who lives solely to make other people’s lives worse with his presence. Though he likes to believe he is the victim, he more closely resembles the snake from the garden of Eden. He likes it in his butt, but there will never be any takers.

Girl #1: ughhh what’s that smell?
Girl #2: ewwwww it’s an izrael, let’s get out of here
Girl #1: disgusting, let’s go

by SirSpider1283 April 18, 2025

Bus Lines in Israel

A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.

Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.

by SquishyFeces March 27, 2011

Israel Defense forces

The military of the country of Israel. They consist of the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The IDF is also known as one of the most modern and elite military forces in the middle east/ mediterranean area. The IDF is unique in that it has a large amount of female service people and it has a very close relationship between the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The technologies used by the IDF are mainly American, but they do use many native weapons, like the Uzi, Tavor assault rifle, galil assault rifle, Negev light machine gun, and jericho pistol. The airforce uses both american f16s and f4s, as well as european fighters. The airforce also use the american blackhawk and huey helicopters as well as the apache longbow attack chopper.

Ground forces use many american technologies as well, such as the Humvee, m4 carbine, barret m82 .50 cal, and other small arms. However, the IDF has made use of different Israeli-made armored vehicles and the merkava tank, internationally recognized as one of the most formidable and modern tanks on earth.

Israel has been a close ally of the US for years, due to their constant economic trade and America's military supply of the IDF. The IDF's current enemies of greatest threat are the terrorist group Hezbollah, the paramilitary group of gaza called Hamas, and many believe Iran as well due to their military aid of these terrorist factions.

The Israel defense forces are relatively small, but they are damn dangerous.

by Sammy22 July 31, 2011