An unattractive wannabe emo who constantly smells like freshly picked ass. His privates usually consist of cheese, despite its small stature, and smells of mold. He is a perverted creature who lives solely to make other people’s lives worse with his presence. Though he likes to believe he is the victim, he more closely resembles the snake from the garden of Eden. He likes it in his butt, but there will never be any takers.
Girl #1: ughhh what’s that smell?
Girl #2: ewwwww it’s an izrael, let’s get out of here
Girl #1: disgusting, let’s go
Girl #2: ewwwww it’s an izrael, let’s get out of here
Girl #1: disgusting, let’s go
by SirSpider1283 April 19, 2025
He is one of the best friends a guy can ask for. Selfless and always there for you. When you see Logan, you can’t help but say “hell yeah” in your head.
by SirSpider1283 April 19, 2025