Ixiot
Ixiot by YOUR STACE April 24, 2017
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So Fucking Idiot
So Fucking Idiot by will bitten January 24, 2017
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Ixiot • idiot • idiotic • idiot box • idiot sandwich • Idioteque • idiot light • idiot stick • idiota • idiot speak
nfl.idiots
nfl.idiots by Xavier Montgomery February 3, 2021
some sort of idiot
some sort of idiot by Thomas Cwiok September 2, 2003
Schrodinger's Idiot
Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.
Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa
Guy 2: what country?
Guy 1: I just said, Africa
Guy 2: that's a continent idiot
Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.
Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot
Guy 2: what country?
Guy 1: I just said, Africa
Guy 2: that's a continent idiot
Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.
Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot
Schrodinger's Idiot by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020
Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.)
The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021
idiot proofing
When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.
idiot proofing by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017
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