Itani 

Some sexy ass bitches

The Itanis in California

Itani by Bayyak February 14, 2008

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Inanimate Insanity 

One of the greatest animated shows on the internet, by AnimationEpic. Extremely underrated.
This show is about inanimate objects competing in a reality show. Most of the characters are really cool and interesting.

Trophy: We're both jocks.
Knife: No, you're a jock, and I'm a jerk. Big difference.

Toilet: MISTA PHONE

MePhone: This is Inanimate Insanity TWO!

Inanimate Insanity by DneirfYaj November 3, 2013

Inanimate Insanity 

Hell for innocent objects and the cause for object depression

Inanimate Insanity deserves more views

Inanimate Insanity by Ineedadictionary November 11, 2018

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.

My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

Italian Heatwave by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Italian Bunk Bed 

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

Italian Bunk Bed by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021