Ismeal
The lamest, stupidest, person you'll ever meet. He cant get a girl. Yet he talks a lot of shit that he can. He has no fashion since and would rather die.
Ismeal by Apple loves November 1, 2017
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Isreal
Verb is-ra-eel
To ask someone to share something that they have/own with you, and when they agree, you try to take over it completely.
To ask someone to share something that they have/own with you, and when they agree, you try to take over it completely.
I have been "isrealed" today,
Someone asked me to share my table with me at the coffee shop today, they then asked me to leave as they had othe people coming for a meeting.
Someone asked me to share my table with me at the coffee shop today, they then asked me to leave as they had othe people coming for a meeting.
Isreal by Free-Palestine 🇵🇸 October 22, 2023
Ishmeal
A person that is nice and will always give you a hug. When he gives you a hug you will feel special in every way. Thanks for all the things you have done for me.
“Thanks you for being an Ishmeal.”
Ishmeal by Sean Domingue October 21, 2018
Ismelda
Ismelda is often misunderstood she always goes above and beyond for people even if its inconvenient for her,
She is shy and very smart in so many trades and family oriented she loves hard if you ever get lucky or blessed to meet a Ismelda be thankful as there are not many of this kind of females out there this girl can cook bake she is full of surprises. Don't do her wrong as she will curse you meaning sooner or later karma will get you.
She is shy and very smart in so many trades and family oriented she loves hard if you ever get lucky or blessed to meet a Ismelda be thankful as there are not many of this kind of females out there this girl can cook bake she is full of surprises. Don't do her wrong as she will curse you meaning sooner or later karma will get you.
Ismelda by CatLadylove December 21, 2016
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Ismael
Incredibly handsome. Intelligent. Talented. Sweet. Sexy. Fun Loving. Carefree. Funny... The greatest man you could ever meet. Quite the ladies man. Dazzles women with his subtle charm and hypnotizes with his tremendous smile. NO women has the ability to resist. With his God-like abilities in bed, any woman would be considered lucky to be with him. And he does not have sex with you... He makes sweet, passionate love.
The XX Beer Man considers HIM to be the most interesting man in the world.
Very loyal and faithful. There will NEVER be a dull moment when you are by his side. He shall treat his woman like the queen she truly is.
Although his impeccable, good looks give off a macho impression... He is truly kind at heart and is a sensitive guy. Very romantic person who is unafraid to expose his true feelings to his lover. Will do anything to please his woman.
Although he is multi-talented he is very modest.
The XX Beer Man considers HIM to be the most interesting man in the world.
Very loyal and faithful. There will NEVER be a dull moment when you are by his side. He shall treat his woman like the queen she truly is.
Although his impeccable, good looks give off a macho impression... He is truly kind at heart and is a sensitive guy. Very romantic person who is unafraid to expose his true feelings to his lover. Will do anything to please his woman.
Although he is multi-talented he is very modest.
He is such an Ismael.
Ismael by Jesus C. of Nazareth August 3, 2012
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