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based on an idian story Isla P is a mad person who likes to eat many kids and likes to eat mermaids, If u see one in the wild they may be dangerous so stay away especially when they drink much caffeine, They also like rituals and sacrificing their other spesh peeps, They also really like TYPING IN CAPSSSSSSSSS but this is relevant
XDDDDDD I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN LOL IM AUTISTIC YEAH THATS ISLA P
Isla P by RANGERELLA November 2, 2020
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isla paterson 

A SPESH CHILD WHO LOVES TYPING IN CAPSSSSSSS, SHE IS EXTREMILY AUTISTIC, AND HAS AN UNHEALTHY OBBSESESSION WITH SHARTING WHILE ON HER PHONE TAKING PHOTOS OF HER SHARTS, BASED ON A POOR INDIA WHO CANT AFFORD PARENTS, HER SPESH PPL ARE RANGERELLA, WANNA BE DORA AND OLD POPCORN. SHE REALLY LOVE BOBA TEA, CAFFIENE, PORK BUNS AND GAMES(ONLINE)
isla paterson is an autisic whale
isla paterson by RANGERELLA November 3, 2020

The Pirate of Isla Vista 

Always in search of booty, the pirate of Isla Vista reigns supreme among bums. Raging on all weekends and willing to show anyone his tricks

Long live the pirate! Santa Barbara loves you!
The Pirate of Isla Vista shows tricks like: drinking his 40 through his eye and spitting it out his mouth, playing tunes on the harmonica, telling drunken stories of adventurous beach love with IV sluts.

Contact Isla de Corales if you know the identity of the people in the photo above. 

my man read diary of a wimpy kid and transtaied the end.
i went to tbidnbejdfnjre Contact Isla de Corales if you know the identity of the people in the photo above.
a sudden urge to slap someone's face using an iphone
Angie: "Spil youre ugly"
Spil " shut up before i islap you"
islap by jujuperou February 4, 2010
The act of saving a photo of a large hand onto an iPad, followed by the act of hitting people with the iPad while it is displaying the hand picture.
"Hey do you want to join me on a virtual tour of the 3D world I created on my blog?"

"That is so lame, bro, don't make me iSlap you..."
iSlap by Lewka December 31, 2011

Islappedyourmumsilly 

A vase that you say after smashing someones mum
islappedyourmumsilly you disabled flat faced nonce
Islappedyourmumsilly by La d December 8, 2020
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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