islap

a sudden urge to slap someone's face using an iphone

Angie: "Spil youre ugly"
Spil " shut up before i islap you"

by jujuperou February 4, 2010

iSlap

The act of saving a photo of a large hand onto an iPad, followed by the act of hitting people with the iPad while it is displaying the hand picture.

"Hey do you want to join me on a virtual tour of the 3D world I created on my blog?"

"That is so lame, bro, don't make me iSlap you..."

by Lewka December 31, 2011

Islamic Satanism

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.

Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.

by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021

Islamotraumatized

Adjective of Islamotrauma.

"Iranians have been islamotraumatized for so long."
"Women in Afghanistan are heavily islamotraumatized."
"LGBTQ+ people in Muslim majority countries are also islamotraumatized."
"Most ex-Muslims realized that they were islamotraumatized."

by Women_Life_Freedom November 26, 2022

Floating island of reprisal

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.

Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022

islamaware

A state of informed awareness of the true nature of Islam - a religion not of peace, but control and subjugation of any who disagree with its views. "Islamaware" is the perfect response to accusations of islamophobia, a made-up term often used by those who a enjoy a very broad set of civil rights, all of which are denied under Islam.

Trevor accused Fred of being islamophobic when he protested against the implementation of sharia law in the West. Fred responded, "No - I'm islamaware, I know that Islam is sexist, patriarchal, and anti-civil rights. It is not a religion of peace and there is no freedom under Islam, just look anywhere it is practiced for evidence."

by Charles MartelX May 29, 2017

A Riker’s Island green cup experience

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!

A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023