Irrigant 

its a mix between arrogant and ignorant

Bob: "OMG! Im so gonna win the Nobel prize this year"
Julie: As if, homie. Stop being irrigant!

Irrigant by Julia Andersson December 15, 2008

Faclonic Irrigation 

The act of clearing all the shit Facebook applications out of your profile.

It took me four hours to complete my Faclonic Irrigation, man was there alot of shit in my Facebook!

Faclonic Irrigation by DrLoveNuts August 3, 2009

Irrigate my cANAL 

1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"

Irrigate my cANAL by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

Irrigate my cANAL 

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'

Irrigate my cANAL by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

irrigation penis 

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.

1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks

irrigation penis by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021

Reverse Self Irrigator 

A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.

Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator

Reverse Self Irrigator by ISStudent July 26, 2012

Golden irrigation 

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

Golden irrigation by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008