Irrigant
Irrigant by Julia Andersson December 15, 2008
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Faclonic Irrigation
It took me four hours to complete my Faclonic Irrigation, man was there alot of shit in my Facebook!
Faclonic Irrigation by DrLoveNuts August 3, 2009
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Irrigate my cANAL
1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?
Irrigate my cANAL
"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
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"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"
"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
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"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"
Irrigate my cANAL by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021
Irrigate my cANAL
Irrigate my cANAL
"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
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Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'
"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
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Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'
Irrigate my cANAL by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021
irrigation penis
Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.
1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks
irrigation penis by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021
Reverse Self Irrigator
A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.
Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator
Reverse Self Irrigator by ISStudent July 26, 2012
Golden irrigation
Golden irrigation by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008
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