Iron Ranger 

A person indigenous to Northeastern Minnesota. These are a special breed of persons. Some extract iron ore from frozen rocky ground regardless of time or season. They cut holes in the ice and fish defiantly in the face of winter, and drink enormous amounts of beer because the drinking water is rust-colored and smells like dead fish. They are unsurpassed in their winter driving skills because the roadways are only ice-free 3 or 4 months out of the year. If you see one driving badly, they are doing it on purpose to annoy you because they don't personally know you or your Grandmother. School is almost NEVER canceled. In this place you can pump your gas FIRST, THEN go pay for it if you choose. Dishonesty on "The Range" typically ends in being treated like a deer or fish- in season of course. In the summer, the mosquitos are big enough to abduct a small child or steal your wallet. You will see people wearing t-shirts when there is still snow on the ground.
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).

Some goofy Iron Ranger stole my truck, then brought it back 2 hours later with a full tank and a six-pack dontcha know...

Iron Ranger by O-Bobimus November 16, 2018

Iron Ranger 

Anyone who lives in the far northern part of Minnesota, usually those who live near the mines or in the perpetual forests. Typically, one who lives on the Iron Range. We talk fast and have a small variety of vocabulary. "Eh" and "aye" are common uses of speech most use. Some of these people can be extremely dumb and careless. Driving skills of these people are dangerous as well.

Paul Bunyan was your typical Iron Ranger.

A logger or a miner who lives in the depths of the Iron Range.

Iron Ranger by Anthropomorphic_Deicide December 22, 2008

Iron Ranger 

Nipasupus Grandus Arizonica, the "The Iron Ranger" remains at a fixed location in a park and collects money. Iron Rangers are often found near park offices, or mobile offices.

"He don't do any work, he just sits there like an Iron Ranger."

Iron Ranger by StacheVader July 9, 2019

Iron Range Shocker 

A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.

I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.

Iron Range Shocker by LC_ontherange May 22, 2011

Iron Range Handshake 

Having intercourse doggystyle whilst lodging your thumb into her anus.

While riding my girlfriend doggystyle, she asked for the Iron Range Handshake.
I gladly obliged!

Iron Range Handshake by Jose 22 June 8, 2018

Iron Range Woman 

Indigenous to northeastern Minnesota, refers to a woman who has ice in her veins and fire in her soul. They are an independent woman that loves hard and takes care of all business, even harder. These women were raised by iron ore miners, mechanics and outdoorsmen. These are women who can chug any alcoholic beverage faster than your Uncle Chuck and always goes for another. This type of woman can out drink you, your brother, your Dad, your Cousin Chris and still get up in the morning to shovel snow. These women are not to be tested. They can change their own tires, oil, brakes, batteries and have jumper cables in their back pockets. If you mouth-off, you’ll get slammed hard and put in your place even harder, with no apologies. These Iron Ranger females are every man’s dream and nightmare. You gotta be a special kind of man to handle these fiery, fierce and take-no-shit type of women.

Look at her shotgun that beer! Hand her a wrench! You can tell that chick’s an Iron Range Woman!

Iron Range Woman by Thesaddestblueberry June 30, 2021