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Irish Potato 

Irish potato in the Jamaican dialect refers to the solanum tuberosum, a cultivated potato known for its starchy tubers.

Although Irish potatoes are not Irish – they are white potatoes from South America which are forever associated with an infamous potato-disease famine in Ireland.
Yes, girl. Irish potatoes taste wicked in your gravy!

The price of Irish potatoes has skyrocketed. down town.
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Irish Potato by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021

Irish Potato Famine 

A strong, alcoholic drink served primarily at Irish pubs and taverns. In a tall shot glass, a mixture of 2 parts Jameson whiskey is mixed with 1 part Chopin- a potato vodka. If served properly, it makes the bar patron vomit, grow week with hunger, and it will infect their daughter with cholera.
"Hey bartender, what are the drink specials?"

"Ní foclóir cuimsitheach acadúil atá ann ach a mhalairt Irish Potato Famine"

"...uh... I'll take an Irish Potato Famine?...OH NO! SUSIE!"

Irish Potato Famine 

While attempting to fingerbomb a homeless Irish girl in a threeway, you realize that you're too late and the vagina has become otherwise occupied; now your hand has to starve in the cold.
When I tried to put my d in her v, I realized she was already getting fingerbanged. It was an Irish potato famine

Irish potato famine 

That one time when the Irish got so shit faced drunk that they lost all their potatoes
Oh no, Mary, we've been Irish potato famined!

Irish Potato Chip 

The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.
Jen was hungry after a good fuck, so Tom gave her some Irish Potato Chips.
Irish Potato Chip by Mr raunchy October 25, 2016

Irish potato sack 

When a man punches himself in the testicles until they swell to more than twice their normal size and tea-bags a girl
Matt was so mad that he gave Cathy a Irish potato sack
Irish potato sack by D-titty January 9, 2014