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A awesome guy who loves life loves his family , slightly misunderstood at times but his kids will always understand him . A goofy. Loving always laughing and eating if you ever meet a guy named Ireal you'll never forget him
Yo Ireal can I be your wifey?
Yes only if you have my baby sweetheay
ireal by Alita Violynn November 27, 2019
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I Really Am Laughing Out Loud. Because people misuse LOL all the time.
A: Want to hear a joke?
B: Sure!
A: A momma tomato and a baby tomato were walking down the street when suddenly the baby tomato started to fall behind. So the momma tomato walked back to the baby tomato, stomped on it, and said "KETCHUP"
B:IRALOL
IRALOL by Griffffffff September 8, 2012
A stupid fucking test created by some old common core assfag who didn't have enough dicks to spare. Iready is commonly used as a form of child torture in the US education system. When a student hears the word "Iready", the only way for them to survive is to bend down and submit to their teacher's desires.
"Bro, what are we doing in math?"
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."
iready by AidsCentral June 9, 2018
A website that causes suicidal thoughts,depression,ptsd,anxiety,and adhd.
Teacher: Time to get on iready

me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
iready by J T P November 10, 2017
a website that is made by brainwashed people and tries to give you "education" but it doesn't at all
"iReady is a fun website!" says nobody
iReady by memesking January 11, 2019

Ireland. 

The most beautiful, cultured and economically strong country in western Europe. For its size, it has produced many geniuses, who will continue to be studied and adored. A nation that is full aware of its importance in Europe, and the world. a country that "Fights well above its weight". The Celtic tiger has given this beautiful country the boost it needed to reign supreme of her own affairs. A country once torn and still bares the scars of the illegal occupation by a "more civilised" nation that raped, ruined and pillaged nearly every country in the world at the but of a gun. One day this fabulous country will be united and that shall be my dancing day. Any uninformed, uncultured member of the dregs of society (more than likely British) who thinks that Ireland and its inhabitants are the slaves of Europe are gravely misinformed. The people of Ireland do not care how they are perceived by the rest of the world, we know that our country is one that shines bright in the European union, a neutral country that harbours a great tradition of acceptance and diversity. A country of beautiful unspoilt landscapes paralleled with bustling cities and cosmopolitan lifestyles. A country that I am proud to call home, because when you have such a home, you are one lucky individual! Up President Mc Aleese!
Ireland is the best!
Ireland. by Teasy Scullion September 16, 2004
The home to the best people in the world. They love everyone and love to party. They know how to have a good time.
Guy 1: Dude, do you remember going to Ireland!

Guy 2: Yeah, that was the best.
Ireland by The I.R.A. November 28, 2010
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