ionia

A small town in the middle of Michigan, right smack dab between Grand Rapids and Lansing. (About a half-hour to hour via I-96 depending on traffic from either town.) These Michiganders are know well for their annual free fair. Odd things about this town is that the theater is supposedly haunted along with many abandoned house scattered around the town. If you talk with most anyone from this town they will come off as cold and shy but if you know them they are very warm-hearted, perverted, and crack some joke that their high school teacher told them. There are generations of people that live there and everyone feels like family except for the outsiders who just moved as they tend to pick on the people who have been there forever. Also there are rumors that the Vocal Music groups secretly run a cult during school.

"So I met someone from Ionia yesterday, she was so cold and talked in a monotone voice."
"Oh yeah, I grew up in Ionia, loved it there everyone was so kind and helpful. I really should go back one day and visit my family."

by SecretlyACultest August 12, 2016

Ionia Michigan

Piece of shit town where people do nothing but whine and bitch and complain about people and spread rumors and be mean to one another. Some good people came outta there, though.

Person 1: "Jesus, did you see that chick from Ionia Michigan?"

Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."

by Yuki-is-teh-bestest January 22, 2009

Ionia skank

These bitches ain't your typical skank that suck dick for a 1/4 gram and a ride home. These bitches will suck your dick in a car and still walk home.

Hey did you notice who Butler "the legend" had in his truck?
Knowing him probably one of those Ionia skanks. He just loves them bitches

by The motherfucking Legend January 23, 2024

going to Ionia

Having anal sex with your girlfriend.

Yeah, tonight Brittany and I are going to Ionia. Score!

by cheeseandpeas December 14, 2010

Ionie

A very free spirited girl who is nice to talk to and be friends with. She is very talented and helpful to those in need. Ionie is like a bowl of sunshine and she doesn't hesitate to help a person that is being bullied. Ionie is very beautiful and sweet with a great body. Ionie has a great sense of humor and laughs all the time.

"that girl is so ionie"

by lily29 September 10, 2012

Iona

Iona is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She may not be classically beautiful all blonde hair and blue eyes but she just has something about her that will stop you from being able to look away. Iona falls in love easily which means that she may make some mistakes and trust people that she shouldn't. But in the end, Iona is someone to never underestimate because she is a lot more than meets the eye...

Dude1: Hey did you see that girl, Iona?
Dude2: Yeah pretty hot right?
Dude1: You know she does karate?
Dude2: No way!

Dude1: Typical Iona

by Chav-a-chav-chav September 30, 2014

fake ICONiac

A fake ICONiac is someone who thinks their a fan of any of the ICONic Boyz from ABDC season 6, when they really know nothing about them.
A fake ICONiac is someone who has a picture of Vincent Castronovo and labels it T-$, or a picture of Madison Alamia and labels is Jason Smith.
A fake ICONiac is someone who "supports" the ICONic Boyz because of their good looks.
A fake ICONiac is someone who calls T-$ fat.
A fake ICONiac is someone who doesn't support Vincent or Tony for leaving the group.
A fake ICONiac is someone who says they love the Boyz, but hates on some of the members.
A fake ICONiac is someone who thinks the ICONic Boyz are good dancers "for their age".
A fake ICONiac is someone who only supports one of the Boyz, and not the whole crew.
A fake ICONiac only thinks there's 7 members of the crew.
A fake ICONiac loves the Boyz, but dislikes GEO Hubela.

Jenn: I just found a new quote!
Abe: What is it?
Jenn: "Starve a bully, feed your soul. STAND GRAND!"
Abe: Who made that?
Jenn: Nick Mara from I.aM.mE!
Abe: So...you're a fake ICONiac, huh.

by facespaceGRANDer August 23, 2011