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ionian

(noun)
1) the major scale - so we won’t confuse it with major in chords
2) a member of an ancient Hellenic people inhabiting Attica, parts of western Asia Minor, and the Aegean islands in preclassical and classical times. Colonised the islands that became known as the Ionian islands.

- a native or inhabitant of the Ionian islands.

(adjective)
relating to the Ionians, Ionia, or the Ionian islands
A: Yo what key is this song in?
B: E flat ionian
A: …it’s E flat major isn’t it
B: well yes, but actually no
by cyanEyebrows July 25, 2021
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Ionian column

An anal sex position for three or more penis havers or phallus wearers where-in one person, the base, lays on their back and penetrates another person laying on them who is also penetrating another, etc. There can be as many people as can be stacked.

The horizontal version of this arrangement is known as a Newton's cradle.
Call over two more men and let's stack up an Ionian column!
by PhilTraum February 19, 2021
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going to Ionia

Having anal sex with your girlfriend.
Yeah, tonight Brittany and I are going to Ionia. Score!
by cheeseandpeas December 14, 2010
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ionia

A small town in the middle of Michigan, right smack dab between Grand Rapids and Lansing. (About a half-hour to hour via I-96 depending on traffic from either town.) These Michiganders are know well for their annual free fair. Odd things about this town is that the theater is supposedly haunted along with many abandoned house scattered around the town. If you talk with most anyone from this town they will come off as cold and shy but if you know them they are very warm-hearted, perverted, and crack some joke that their high school teacher told them. There are generations of people that live there and everyone feels like family except for the outsiders who just moved as they tend to pick on the people who have been there forever. Also there are rumors that the Vocal Music groups secretly run a cult during school.
"So I met someone from Ionia yesterday, she was so cold and talked in a monotone voice."
"Oh yeah, I grew up in Ionia, loved it there everyone was so kind and helpful. I really should go back one day and visit my family."
by SecretlyACultest August 12, 2016
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Ionia Michigan

Piece of shit town where people do nothing but whine and bitch and complain about people and spread rumors and be mean to one another. Some good people came outta there, though.
Person 1: "Jesus, did you see that chick from Ionia Michigan?"

Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."
by Yuki-is-teh-bestest January 22, 2009
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Ignian

Member of that pathetic emo realm. All their barbs abuse the attack speed bug. They fail without area spamming. They all sit alone at night and cut themselves if they don't pwn people that day. If they do kill someone they use 10 people on 1 and then they all sit around jerking each other off.
Those Ignians are a bunch of farming assholes that don't play with any real skill and just blindly follow Efrendi like the dumbass sheep they are.
by Bellelaide March 22, 2011
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ionwana

girl: wanna fuck?
me: ionwana
by dsafdwf September 17, 2020
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