Invites 

When you see a group of friends out without you and you sarcastically yell, "Invites man yeppp!"

Mako didn't read the chat aye
mako: "Invites man yeppp!"

Invites by donkysmack9 November 2, 2017

Gravity Invites 

A gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. They may also invite anyone that is associated with that person.

Craig: Hey Greg! You should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! Hey Jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
Jenny: Thats Paul the rapist....
Craig: Greg do you know Paul?
Greg: He once butt fucked me without consent...
Craig: Awesome, he is invited
Paul: Cool... I will bring my butt fucking gear. Thank god for gravity invites

Gravity Invites by Hsoj!!! August 24, 2009

Trimmin' Invites 

Pertaining to a female, sitting with legs agape, anxiously offering her body and awaiting the penetration of a man other than her boyfriend.

I went to the concert and there was a girl on the hood of a car trimmin' invites to all who passed.

Trimmin' Invites by DB25 January 12, 2009

self invite 

A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.

An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".

Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.

Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!

self invite by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013

mad invite 

A phrase used when you weren't invited to a particular event.

Friend uploads group photo of their birthday party onto Facebook.
You comment: MAD INVITE

mad invite by lonely anon2 May 25, 2014

cummings invite 

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.

Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?

cummings invite by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

Hippie Invite 

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.

"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."

Hippie Invite by K. Washington July 25, 2016