invitesus

Personal invitations

Issue invitesus for RSVP.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

invitesus

Personal invitations

Issue invitesus for RSVP.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Gravity Invites

A gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. They may also invite anyone that is associated with that person.

Craig: Hey Greg! You should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! Hey Jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
Jenny: Thats Paul the rapist....
Craig: Greg do you know Paul?
Greg: He once butt fucked me without consent...
Craig: Awesome, he is invited
Paul: Cool... I will bring my butt fucking gear. Thank god for gravity invites

by Hsoj!!! August 24, 2009

Invites

When you see a group of friends out without you and you sarcastically yell, "Invites man yeppp!"

Mako didn't read the chat aye
mako: "Invites man yeppp!"

by donkysmack9 November 2, 2017

invideous

Invideous: Someone, or thing that is vulgar and shocking. Probably best used to describe Dunstable and its inhabbitants. cough* taz *cough

"OMG you invideous scum I cant believe u did that to my dog!..."

by Santa June 3, 2004

Trimmin' Invites

Pertaining to a female, sitting with legs agape, anxiously offering her body and awaiting the penetration of a man other than her boyfriend.

I went to the concert and there was a girl on the hood of a car trimmin' invites to all who passed.

by DB25 January 12, 2009

invisus

another way to say legit

pronounced: In-vis-us

Dude, that was so invisus.

by zpwnage December 2, 2009