invitease

An insincere invitation, made by someone who does not actually intend to follow through with a genuine invitation.

Person A: "Hey! Let's get together sometime and go bowling!"
Person B, sensing an invitease: "Yea...that would be really swell...what's a good day for you?"
Person A (pretending not to hear): "Cool! See ya!"

by Blina August 25, 2008

Invitement

An invitation utilizing two or more social media platforms such as evite.com, meetup.com, Facebook, etc.

You don't wanna put that shit down on paper, you wanna go electronic and have an invitement.

by Unique Nuyorque August 27, 2013

Gravity Invites

A gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. They may also invite anyone that is associated with that person.

Craig: Hey Greg! You should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! Hey Jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
Jenny: Thats Paul the rapist....
Craig: Greg do you know Paul?
Greg: He once butt fucked me without consent...
Craig: Awesome, he is invited
Paul: Cool... I will bring my butt fucking gear. Thank god for gravity invites

by Hsoj!!! August 24, 2009

Invites

When you see a group of friends out without you and you sarcastically yell, "Invites man yeppp!"

Mako didn't read the chat aye
mako: "Invites man yeppp!"

by donkysmack9 November 2, 2017

Self-Invitee

The person at the party who heard, either through facebook (eg. events, reading wall-to-wall comments) or 'a friend' that the party was happening and decided that they should invite themselves even when they have no good business being there; ruining the night for everyone.

"err who invited that guy?"
"Oh, i guess he's a self-invitee"
"Wow what a douche"
Pete Sarich.

by UKnowWho@ur face February 12, 2009

invitedrex501

A person who likes it up the ass

did you hear about invitedrex501?
yeah i heard he likes it in the ass

by Strider5182 January 6, 2022

Trimmin' Invites

Pertaining to a female, sitting with legs agape, anxiously offering her body and awaiting the penetration of a man other than her boyfriend.

I went to the concert and there was a girl on the hood of a car trimmin' invites to all who passed.

by DB25 January 12, 2009