invisiboner 

An invisiboner is a boner that is too small for anyone to notice except the one who has it. Invisiboner is the opposite of micro soft dick.

1. "When I got called up to the front of class, I was worried that everyone would laugh. However I was even more disappointed when no one noticed; That is when I realized my dick is so small that I have an invisiboner."
2. "The stripper grinded on Jim for 20 minutes but thought that he was suffering from a horrible case of erectile dysfunction; Little did she know that he actually was suffering from invisiboner, and was just too small for her to see or feel."

invisiboner by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

invisiboner 

The female equivalent of a boner. Called an invisiboner for obvious reasons.

Megan Fox gives a lot of lesbians an invisiboner.

invisiboner by WhiteLily October 30, 2010

Invisiboner 

The term you use when you use the upper lining of your shorts/underwear/trousers to support your penis so as to conceal your early morning boner.
Used when you want to prevent awkward conversations with your parents/siblings or any other person around you when you wake up!

Jim: man how come you never get caught with a boner by your wife in the morning?

Tom: looks like you are unaware of the secrets of the invisiboner!

Invisiboner by Thebigdaddy February 1, 2013

Infiniboner 

This is an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours brought on by excessive amounts of erectile dysfunction medication or sexual performance supplements. A doctor is not contacted in the case of an infiniboner. An infiniboner is usually paired together with strippers, prostitutes and cocaine with the intent of a never-ending sexual performance. It is the everlasting gobstopper or energizer bunny boner of boners.

Lamar Odom used up to 10 sexual performance supplements to land himself a legendary infiniboner at a Vegas brothel.

Infiniboner by Timmah!!! December 7, 2015

Invisionfree 

The second best forum host the Zathyus Network has created, it is founded in September 2002 by Brandon Kopetzky. It is often shortened to IF. According to its terms of service, InvisionFree does not restrict forums on the basis of post, topic, or member number, nor bandwidth, nor will forums be deleted for inactivity. Google AdSense is the site’s main source of revenue; however, users may pay InvisionFree to remove ads from their site, or to make more space available for file uploads. InvisionFree boards are subject to several limitations, though; among them are the inability of the administrator to access the MySQL database directly or to access the board's filesystem via FTP. If you know advanced HTML, you can create custom skins for your forum. You can convert from Zetaboards if you haven't already.

Invisionfree is an awesome forum software, but I recommend you convert to Zetaboards.

Invisionfree by MisaTange July 8, 2009

invisaboner 

that boner that girls get when they see a super hot guy

"Look at him! He's orgasmic!"
"I KNOW! I just got an invisaboner!"

invisaboner by elikat November 2, 2011

invisionfree 

A host for great free forum hosts.It has many add ons and tons of skins.Very popular

I made a account with invisionfree

invisionfree by Rex1020 October 13, 2005