Invisible S

an added s or 's, on to a word. Typically as a suffix for a possession that is not actually added on to a word. Mostly used phonetically when talking about a brand, store or company ending with a name.

Kind of a fucked up cousin to the silent k.

Examples of Invisible S

Spelling Anyway Phonetically: Anyways
Spelling: Subway Phonetically: Subways
Spelling: Aldi Phonetically: Aldi's
Spelling: Chade Daniel Phonetically: Chase Daniels

Invisible S by tubbytom December 29, 2013

Invisible Billy’s Dick 

Invisible Billy from asdfmovie’s penis

Kid 1: Pretends to suck on an invisible dick
Kid 2: *laughs* suckin on dat invisible dick
Kid 3: It’s Invisible Billy’s Dick
Kid 2: *laughs even harder*

Invisible Billy’s Dick by weeby mcweeberton April 10, 2022

What's invisible and smells like carrots? 

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010

invisible sandwich 

When someone has done a recreational substance that makes them move their jaw repeatedly as if eating a sandwich.

That dude has taken so much "X" that he looks like he's eating an invisible sandwich.

invisible sandwich by Cracka Ass Cracka September 29, 2012

Invisible Squirrel 

A Pretned Animal You Hit When People In Your Car Are Not Wearing Their Seatbelts. Or When You Need To Make A Usless Abrupt Stop.

OMG LOOK OUT!!

(BREAKS REALLLY HARD)
WHAT!!?!?

Oh Never Mind It Was Just And Invisible Squirrel.

Invisible Squirrel by GIRM November 13, 2010

invisible sky daddy 

The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.

Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.

invisible sky daddy by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019

invisible sandwich 

A picture or image of a person or animal with their hands raised toward their face (sometimes with their mouth open) and their fingers open and grasping the air.

Pic Caption: Invisible Sandwich!

invisible sandwich by Llama Llama Duck November 30, 2006