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indictment boner 

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.
I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted
indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019

self invite 

A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.

An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".

Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.
Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!
self invite by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013

mad invite 

A phrase used when you weren't invited to a particular event.
Friend uploads group photo of their birthday party onto Facebook.
You comment: MAD INVITE
mad invite by lonely anon2 May 25, 2014

cummings invite 

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.
Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?
cummings invite by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

Hippie Invite 

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.
"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."

Forced Invitation 

When you hear your (Friend,Family Member) talking about going to a activity.But you aren't invited until you show up to the conversation and they have to invite you or else it would be awkward.
Hey man you guys are gonna go the movie or something i heard you guys talking?

Yeah man do you want to go with us? - "It would be awkward if i don't invite him damn this is a forced invitation"
Forced Invitation by NotEren4Head October 6, 2018