Introducting
Introducting by BEVMATLOCK May 1, 2010
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neo-introductionism
Neo-Introductionism: The control and suppression of a group via the introduction of western ideals and culture such as alcohol, the internet, drugs, democracy, etc.
The US used neo-introductionism in Iraq which spurred on other mass rebellions that the US supports in order to be able to control at a later time.
neo-introductionism by Brendanbot5000 October 2, 2011
introdouching
Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"
Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"
Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"
introdouching by Matt Huff October 6, 2011
Theory of Introduction
A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of the formula is, of course, to get laid.
Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice
Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.
Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice
Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.
"Yo man, I'm going to fuck Pele tomorrow. I just introduced myself tonight. It's my Theory of Introduction"
Theory of Introduction by tymbernz November 23, 2006
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still introduction
Duder: "So here's a picture of my roommate. Well, it's of his ass anyway, it's the hairiest thing I've ever seen."
Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."
Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."
still introduction by westfalia December 22, 2009
Introduction to Communication
a college level humanities class that teaches important things that are key to having a job and adulthood like:
- How to Write a Resume
- How survive a job interview
- Verbal Communication
- Non-Verbal Communication
- Personal Space
- and of course Relations
- How to Write a Resume
- How survive a job interview
- Verbal Communication
- Non-Verbal Communication
- Personal Space
- and of course Relations
What I had for homework tonight in Introduction to Communication was I had to write a two page long diary entry and connect my thoughts to what I learned in class.
Introduction to Communication by Tyler Stinson June 14, 2019
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