Intracourse

Masturbation.

The opposite of (or perhaps, precursor to) Intercourse.

"I was ready for an all-nighter with that redhead, but had to settle for intracourse instead."

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

Intracourse

making beautiful,meaningful love to oneself.Or wanking into a dirty sock.Whatever...

I had the greatest time last night going out on a date with myself!By the end of the night I had my pants pulled down and was having sweet Intracourse with yours truly!

by Rod Fury November 19, 2006

Intracourse

When co-workers engage in sexual intercourse

"What? Are you saying Susan had sex with Ryan in accounting?"

"Yes, they had intracourse."

"That's unbelievable."

by stevehappens April 27, 2009