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Intracourse 

Masturbation.

The opposite of (or perhaps, precursor to) Intercourse.
"I was ready for an all-nighter with that redhead, but had to settle for intracourse instead."
Intracourse by Mr C. December 10, 2003
Words you can keep

Intracourse 

making beautiful,meaningful love to oneself.Or wanking into a dirty sock.Whatever...
I had the greatest time last night going out on a date with myself!By the end of the night I had my pants pulled down and was having sweet Intracourse with yours truly!
Intracourse by Rod Fury November 19, 2006

Intracourse 

When co-workers engage in sexual intercourse
"What? Are you saying Susan had sex with Ryan in accounting?"

"Yes, they had intracourse."

"That's unbelievable."
Intracourse by stevehappens April 26, 2009

Sexual Intracourse 

Having sexual intercourse with oneself.

Often mistaken for masturbation, although intracourse is penetrative, whereas masturbation is non-penetrative.
Literal definition of "fucking yourself".
Jim: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Charles: "I indeed will have sexual intracourse tonight."
Sexual Intracourse by Seacole August 4, 2025

Outdoor Intercourse Day 

Outdoor Intercourse Day began at least by 1969 at WSU. That year was my Freshman year at WSU. The Editor of the University paper was fired for publishing a picture of four feet behind a log, two pointing up and two pointing down. One pair of feet were male and the other were female. The article was celebrating Outdoor Intercourse Day, May 8th or the 69th day of March.
Outdoor Intercourse Day is celebrated on May 8th.

ex-ual intercourse 

Sexual intercourse with your ex-wife,ex-husband, ex-boyfriend, or ex-girlfriend
Jane was hoping to run in to her ex-boyfriend at the party tonight. She was in need of a little bit of ex-ual intercourse.
ex-ual intercourse by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

classic intercourse 

A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.
"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge
classic intercourse by Tom Scott February 18, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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