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Intracourse 

making beautiful,meaningful love to oneself.Or wanking into a dirty sock.Whatever...
I had the greatest time last night going out on a date with myself!By the end of the night I had my pants pulled down and was having sweet Intracourse with yours truly!
Intracourse by Rod Fury November 19, 2006

Intracourse 

When co-workers engage in sexual intercourse
"What? Are you saying Susan had sex with Ryan in accounting?"

"Yes, they had intracourse."

"That's unbelievable."
Intracourse by stevehappens April 26, 2009

Sexual Intracourse 

Having sexual intercourse with oneself.

Often mistaken for masturbation, although intracourse is penetrative, whereas masturbation is non-penetrative.
Literal definition of "fucking yourself".
Jim: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Charles: "I indeed will have sexual intracourse tonight."
Sexual Intracourse by Seacole August 4, 2025

Outdoor Intercourse Day 

Outdoor Intercourse Day began at least by 1969 at WSU. That year was my Freshman year at WSU. The Editor of the University paper was fired for publishing a picture of four feet behind a log, two pointing up and two pointing down. One pair of feet were male and the other were female. The article was celebrating Outdoor Intercourse Day, May 8th or the 69th day of March.
Outdoor Intercourse Day is celebrated on May 8th.

ex-ual intercourse 

Sexual intercourse with your ex-wife,ex-husband, ex-boyfriend, or ex-girlfriend
Jane was hoping to run in to her ex-boyfriend at the party tonight. She was in need of a little bit of ex-ual intercourse.
ex-ual intercourse by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

classic intercourse 

A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.
"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge
classic intercourse by Tom Scott February 18, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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