Seacole's definitions

Midder's Army

Irish Terrorist Group, lead by a pseudonym and football pseudoteam, lead by high school teenagers in Ireland.

Billy: "Yo, have you heard the news?"
Tom: "Yeah, Midder's Army has successfully assasinated John Pork in a Taco Bell Drive-thru."
Billy: "Zamn"

by Seacole June 22, 2023

Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

Clanker Dick

A vape.

"Jimbos always sucking on clanker dick nowadays instead of getting lung cancer like REAL MEN!"

by Seacole August 24, 2025

Blackblood

Slur used against robots.
Comes from the colour of oil used for lubrication/fuelling of machinery.

Can also be written as Black blood, or Black-blood.
Synonym of oilblood.

Jim: "Crow, have you seen the streets as of yet? Those fuckers in parliament let those blackbloods have rights."
Crow: "Those clankers have been polluting the streets, I can't get to work because of them."

by Seacole August 4, 2025

Sexual Intracourse

Having sexual intercourse with oneself.

Often mistaken for masturbation, although intracourse is penetrative, whereas masturbation is non-penetrative.
Literal definition of "fucking yourself".

Jim: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Charles: "I indeed will have sexual intracourse tonight."

by Seacole August 4, 2025

Halfclanker

A slur for cyborgs.

No daughter of mines gonna bring in one of those oilblooded halfclankers either into MY bloodline!

by Seacole August 23, 2025

Underline Slopper

Slang for sucking on balls

Carl: "Yo Stewie, how was your date with Andessa?"
Stewie: "You wont believe me, she gave me the best Underline Slopper ever"

by Seacole June 22, 2023