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Definitions by Seacole

Clanker Dick 

A vape.
"Jimbos always sucking on clanker dick nowadays instead of getting lung cancer like REAL MEN!"
Clanker Dick by Seacole August 24, 2025

Halfclanker 

A slur for cyborgs.
No daughter of mines gonna bring in one of those oilblooded halfclankers either into MY bloodline!
Halfclanker by Seacole August 23, 2025

Blackblood 

Slur used against robots.
Comes from the colour of oil used for lubrication/fuelling of machinery.

Can also be written as Black blood, or Black-blood.
Synonym of oilblood.
Jim: "Crow, have you seen the streets as of yet? Those fuckers in parliament let those blackbloods have rights."
Crow: "Those clankers have been polluting the streets, I can't get to work because of them."
Blackblood by Seacole August 4, 2025

Oilblood 

Slur against robots.
Comes from machines historically needing oil to operate via fuel or lubrication.
Can be used as either a noun or adjective.
James: "I ain' letting MY daughter dating one of those steelskin oilblood clankers."
Tiffany: "But daddy-"
Binary Bob: "beep boop"
Oilblood by Seacole August 4, 2025

Sexual Intracourse 

Having sexual intercourse with oneself.

Often mistaken for masturbation, although intracourse is penetrative, whereas masturbation is non-penetrative.
Literal definition of "fucking yourself".
Jim: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Charles: "I indeed will have sexual intracourse tonight."
Sexual Intracourse by Seacole August 4, 2025

Eel Dick 

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.
Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"
Eel Dick by Seacole July 16, 2025
1. Someone from Varna (Bulgarian Town).
2. A virgin soldier, usually killed in action.

-> Originates from the Polish king Włądysław III 'Warneńczyk' (aka Ladislaus III of Varna), who died a virgin while trying to crusade in the Balkans.
Joe: "Yo dude, remember Vlad?"
Dude: "Yeah, wasn't he the Varnian who died by trying to raid a kebab shop cuz the kebab pizza increased in price by 30 cents?"
Joe: "Yeah dude inflation has shagged us to the brim."
Varnian by Seacole June 11, 2025